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chascates's avatar

The cab driver should take Friedman for a 'ride'.

schmannity's avatar

"What does this pretend Allen Iverson say to our imaginary Thomas Friedman about the NFL Scouting Combine?"

Your wife is flat.

PubOption's avatar

He should have realized that his tattooist needed some practice.

TundraGrifter's avatar

"They pay me to practice. I play for free."

~ Old NFL players' saying.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Years ago the late, great Jack Germond said reporters simply shouldn't fall back on the taxi driver cliche. As usual, he was 100% correct.

This also brings to mind George Burns' wonderful observation: "It's a shame all the people who know how to run this country are driving taxis and cutting hair."

TundraGrifter's avatar

I have a very cool NFL Combine t-shirt from 2008. Bought it at a thrift store - it was either a buck or a buck and a half. Looks like it was given to participants - certainly not sold to fans.

Yes, it is rather large for me. Why do you ask?

Tiny kaiju's avatar

TTF;dr Too Thomas Friedman ; didn't read