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Nancy wachtman's avatar

His new opera should be titled “you reap what you sow”. Orr…”rejection right in yor face asshole”. Or a c9mb8nation of both.

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Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

Freedom of association, how does it work?

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msq's avatar

𝚃 𝚁 𝙰 𝙲 𝙺 𝙳 𝙾 𝙺 . 𝙲 𝟶 𝙼

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Ann A's avatar

Keep cancelling!

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Joey_Blau's avatar

The problem is easily solved. We're going to have mixed martial arts on the White House lawn and we're going to have WWE wrestling at all times at the Trump center. And yes monster truck shows will be prominently featured along with and this is the best, mud wrestling. Hot babes in bikinis wrestling in mud, like like 30 of them. This is going to be great!

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AmzGrace14k's avatar

The Osmonds are Mormon morons.

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Rad's avatar

I'm just waiting for the Giant Floating Orange Turd (SCROTUS) to declare that no one wants to come to the Center for performances because it's "a shithole" and then demolishes it so he can fully erase the Kennedy name from the structure.

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deadmanwalkingwmd's avatar

Trump is so deluded he believes he has the Midas Touch. Every thing he steals is converted to gold, but every business he has ever operated turns to shit, the man with the fecal touch.

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GH Swell's avatar

He has the Mierdas touch.

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Tommy Mo's avatar

The merde ass touch

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Ken_L's avatar

I'm sure artists from Israel, Venezuela, Russia, Hungary and the Gulf States will replace the woke cancellations in no time.

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yellojkt's avatar

Don't worry. Other than the NSO, the only acts booked into the Kennedy Center for the rest of the month are Shen Yun and Adam Carrolla.

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Dina's avatar

I wouldn't be surprised if Shen Yun takes up permanent residency there.

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motmelere's avatar

Talk about performative, we have Greenland, everything about it. The only thing lacking is a cheap tin sign with a smidgeon of tacky gold paint declaring it to be Trumplandia.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Give the fat fascist fuck a minute.

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noname's avatar
9hEdited

I'd really like to see that fff (fat fascist fuck) acronym catch on--best one so far, IMO.

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motmelere's avatar

Will coffee be served? Maybe the Osmonds will nope out too.

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Lucidamente's avatar

It’s the Daily Mail, but still, Jesus Christ

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15452323/Donald-Trump-orders-army-chiefs-plan-invade-Greenland-President.html

Donald Trump 'orders army chiefs to draw up plan to invade Greenland': US President emboldened by success of Maduro capture operation

Donald Trump has ordered his special forces commanders to draw up a plan for the invasion of Greenland - but is being resisted by senior military figures, The Mail on Sunday has learned.

Sources say that the policy 'hawks' around the US President, led by political adviser Stephen Miller, have been so emboldened by the success of the operation to capture Venezuela's leader Nicolas Maduro that they want to move quickly to seize the island before Russia or China makes a move.

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Miss Grundy's avatar

Can't these generals start fragging these advisors?

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Stulexington's avatar

At what point did one of them quietly whisper "we already have one"?

The Pentagon maintains invasion plans for everyone and has kept them up to date for decades.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Russia or China are NOT GOING TO MOVE ON GREENLAND. That's just insanity.

What I want to know is, what the fuck are WE going to do if China moves on Taiwan? Shrug, probably -- IOW, back down.

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Smoke O'Possum's avatar

Dude! That was a game.

I like good football but this is probably the last game my little friend will ever see, and she really didn't want to see a loss to the Bears.

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Lucidamente's avatar

This dipshit writes for the New York Times. I christen him “the Bari Weiss of Astead Herndons.”

https://xcancel.com/talmonsmith/status/2009630078330622119?s=61&t=d57_wdu2mp3jUpQgi28A5Q

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