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In Which We Never Stop Talking About Our Vag
What is going on over at our sweet little sister, HappyNiceTimePeople, today?
Well apparently Sara Benincasa has COMPLETELY LOST HER SHIT. Or has been hypnotized by werewolves. Or Dave Matthews (same thing).
Then she got her shit back and did a lot of boning to Fleetwood Mac. (Acceptable.)
Dan showed you some Actual Sideboob of naked lady athletes what got no legs, and if you didn't have a naked lady athlete what got no legs fetish before, you will now, because OH MY GOD THOSE THIGHS. (Okay, so she didn't have lower legs, we guess. DON'T BE PICKY.)
Your comrade Mojopo taught you how to make this fucking beautiful thing. (Don't like pesto? GO FUCK YOURSELF.)
Oh, was Kaili Mad About A Thing? No, she was mad about TWO THINGS. IDIOT!!!!1!
Then she wasn't Mad About A Thing anymore, because she loves the lady who had her finger in Kaili's cooter, so now she is Happy about her Thing.