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Yeah you need to go back and read your friend's post. It's quite a reverie, really, the way he dreamily goes on and on about the prez's sex organ. If you read it, you won't be confused at all by what I meant. But, don't misunderstand me. Being gay is okay.

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But the writers did use the word "eponymous"! Although they understood it to be a computer animated character combining characteristics of a pony and a mouse.

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Hmmm.... Nature vs. Nurture?

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I got some hospital jokes for ya!

"What did the diabetes-foot email chain-letter club say to the impacted colon?"

NOTHING! Because Obama!! HAR HAR! --cue laugh track!-- --rimshot!-- --clown horn honk!-- --tuba sound!--

Feel free to copy and paste this a thousand times on to the internet. Would be funnier in comic sans? Put in a powerpoint? BOTH??

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But...but... ducks are foul or fowl, whatever. Everyone knows that. I'm not saying I favor a squirrel, though. What about a dog? People trust dogs. I don't think they'd trust a cat. Maybe a lion or tiger. This is obviously a fruitful discussion.

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Unfunny troll is unfunny and curiously obsessed with the big swinging dick attached to Barack Obama.

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