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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I hope you won't mind if I fall a little bit in love with you. I promise to love you for your mind.

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Ilgattomorte's avatar

We'll thank you, but damn. Once you're out of your thirties nobody wants to love you for your body anymore

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tiresius2's avatar

In an article today (12-1-2017) on Politico it states that “On one occasion, prior to February 2014, during a staff meeting at which [Greene] was in attendance, Farenthold disclosed that a female lobbyist had propositioned him for a ‘threesome.’” Seriously, can anyone believe any woman, even a lobbyist, would offer Farenthold a threesome. They'd quit their job rather than participate.

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pikeman's avatar

Where is his right hand?

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pikeman's avatar

Communication Director - Blow job girl

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pikeman's avatar

You are funny. I spilled my coffee.

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pikeman's avatar

So which one is Lauren Greene?

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schmannity's avatar

His picture--is that a publicity shot for his role in Where the Wild Things Are?

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schmannity's avatar

Blow-Me.com or .net I can understand, but .org?

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fuflans's avatar

That image is very disturbing. I wish you’d have chosen something else. I realize that it’s a shameful part of American history that we should never forget, but it’s too much.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Looking at the picture causes me to predict that there is 95% chance that he smells like a What-A-Burger.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Wow, he's got "Leisure Suit Larry" down pat.

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Ilgattomorte's avatar

Thank you for the great news. I've been on the waiting list for blowme.org for sometime now. I'm starting a 401c non-profit to provide hookups for closeted Republican politicians who can't seem to score on their own without the embarrassing press coverage or even more embarrassing rape allegations. We hope that blowme.org will get congressmen and senators out of the public restrooms, truck stops and glory holes and put them on the Internet where they belong.

We envision the day when a "not-gay", gay politician can have his pole polished in the anonymity and safety of blowme.org, without the prying eyes of the press and his constituents peering at him and calling him out for his hypocrisy. I see blowme.org as a future oasis of oral for lonely pols who just want love without upsetting the wife and children. Blowme.org will one day be doing God's work, that is, if God were an Internet pimp providing blow jobs to self-loathing gay politicians.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Trying to decoy, are we?

HOLY SHIT, AN EXTEMPORANUS POST!! Welcome back good sir!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

If someone showed you that photo and said "and then he pulled out his junk, which he painted bright yellow to look like a rubber duckie," would you even be surprised?

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