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Yes. That's why I'm saying "non-ethnic white" included Celtic not just Anglo-Saxon, at least in Indiana

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An ex-boss decided to hire a chef for his cafe who turned out to be vegan, a militant who wouldn't even try to work with meat. Soon after that I was let go. Last I heard she was making part timers and the manager do the cooking with meat. Sad, I think that her life choices were lacking.

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Abortion in the Bible, with instructions:

Numbers 5:16-28

16 Then the priest shall bring her near, and set her before the Lord; 17 the priest shall take holy water in an earthen vessel, and take some of the dust that is on the floor of the tabernacle and put it into the water. 18 The priest shall set the woman before the Lord, dishevel the woman’s hair, and place in her hands the grain offering of remembrance, which is the grain offering of jealousy. In his own hand the priest shall have the water of bitterness that brings the curse. 19 Then the priest shall make her take an oath, saying, “If no man has lain with you, if you have not turned aside to uncleanness while under your husband’s authority, be immune to this water of bitterness that brings the curse. 20 But if you have gone astray while under your husband’s authority, if you have defiled yourself and some man other than your husband has had intercourse with you,” 21 —let the priest make the woman take the oath of the curse and say to the woman—“the Lord make you an execration and an oath among your people, when the Lord makes your uterus drop, your womb discharge; 22 now may this water that brings the curse enter your bowels and make your womb discharge, your uterus drop!” And the woman shall say, “Amen. Amen.”

23 Then the priest shall put these curses in writing, and wash them off into the water of bitterness. 24 He shall make the woman drink the water of bitterness that brings the curse, and the water that brings the curse shall enter her and cause bitter pain. 25 The priest shall take the grain offering of jealousy out of the woman’s hand, and shall elevate the grain offering before the Lord and bring it to the altar; 26 and the priest shall take a handful of the grain offering, as its memorial portion, and turn it into smoke on the altar, and afterward shall make the woman drink the water. 27 When he has made her drink the water, then, if she has defiled herself and has been unfaithful to her husband, the water that brings the curse shall enter into her and cause bitter pain, and her womb shall discharge, her uterus drop, and the woman shall become an execration among her people. 28 But if the woman has not defiled herself and is clean, then she shall be immune and be able to conceive children.

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Exactly. The offspring has been vegan for years... and still cooks stuff with meat or cheese in it for me because he's not a dick.

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HOW IS BABBY FORMED? Really poor spelling has a lot to do with it.

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So did my mom's cancerous ovarian tumor. She told it to fornicate off with itself.

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Remember...the GOP are the ones who thought women could SWALLOW little cameras for gynecological exams. You can't expect medical accuracy from people who don't understand that the digestive and reproductive systems don't actually meet at any point.

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Period blood means some lazy (probably slutty) woman didn't 'woman up' and do her duty by getting pregnant that month with a fine, strapping, 'Murican white baby boy to uphold the virtues of patriotism, baseball, apple pie, and the flag.

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You mean she didn't invest the Blessed Mary brand perpetual virginity that rolls down to allow for childbirth, then rolls back up like a car window to ensure no loss of integrity or property value to her owner? 'Welp, she's off the pedestal.

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Sorry as a former surgical assistant, I had to make fun of the lying.Say what?! swallow a camera for?... I must have missed that one.

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Oh my fucking word, these assholes are so ignorant!

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Yeah, my girl had it twice and both times I was afraid my son and I would get it, but we didn't. And it WAS a bitch to get rid of. I even went to the doctor to make sure I didn't have it, because I couldn't stop sympathy-scratching my scalp. They made me come in the back door for my appointment and then after it was determined that I was NOT infested, the doctor (not my usual one) prescribed an anti-anxiety medication. I was not impressed.

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That's easy. After making abortion illegal and punishable by death, recruit people willing to pose as abortion physicians or even liaisons for them, entrap anyone seeking an abortion, jail them until they give birth, and THEN execute them.

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Hey, don't bag on the entire Midwest. Kansas Supreme Court just ruled 6-1 that our State Constitution includes the right to abortion. And one of the cases that got it there was two doctors fighting against a law just like this Indiana one.

And you are ONLY allowed to bag on Texas because you live there.

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I understand why Buttigieg is running for prez. It's a desperate attempt to get out of Indiana. This run might give him the backing and poll numbers to run for the Senate. He could do that and live in DC.

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