Indiana state Rep. Phillip Hinkle has never read the news, or the Internet, or the writing on the wall that overwhelmingly suggests, "If you are a Republican lawmaker picking up gay hookers on Craigslist, you will be caught, naked and ashamed." Hinkle ran into trouble after soliciting a gay Craigslist prostitute who balked during their encounter when Hinkle oh-so-casually mentioned he was a state legislator. When the hooker tried to leave, Hinkle grabbed him somewhere naughty to prevent him from going out before inexplicably offering the 18-year-old man his personal iPad, Blackberry and $100 (hottt gay mugging fantasy?). "Here are my bank records, my wife's phone number, a few of my attempts at homoerotic poetry, a cellphone video of the Filipino guy who broke my heart last summer and my favorite photo of the Pope. Feel free to forward all of these things to the first newspaper you find on the way home." Romantic! And so did Hinkle's family eventually
"I'm a Republican politician" is the last thing he wanted to hear, if he hoped to keep his gay prostiution biz out of the public eye -- and his fears were justified.
Tell me about it. I'm stuggling to educate my teen daughter about the dark ages of music BiT (Before iTunes). Kids do know about the Beatles, mostly through some process of osmosis, but that's about it. (She's got some Benny Goodman on her iPod now, so there's hope.)
The parents also stated: "We named our son Kameryn but never for an instant did we consider he would grow up to be a twink prostitute ... "
<i>The young man told The Star that they met, but that he tried to leave after the man told him he was a state lawmaker.</i>
That&#039;s the part that doesn&#039;t make sense. What was he all &quot;hey so what you wanna do, you wanna fuck a state lawmaker in the ass?&quot; I just don&#039;t see a married, closeted john telling his gay rentboy that he&#039;s a state lawmaker unless he&#039;s six kinds of crazy.
I&#039;m not sure why Hinkle&#039;s wife thought the rent boy&#039;s family would call the police, unless Hinkle&#039;s idea of gay sex is particularly violent. Also, if Hinkle dishes out money like this, he would be a prime target for blackmail.
Well, he IS trying to represent the Show Me state. . . .
&quot;She&quot;?
&quot;Texans forced to consume own sewage&quot; did that for me.
It&#039;s only a matter of time before we need a data field for whether the other party was a person.
&quot;Your husband is a Republican.&quot;
&quot;Aieeeeeeeee!&quot;
My thought exactly. Exact transcript is closer to &quot;Oh jeez, not again ... please don&#039;t call the cops.&quot;
&quot;I&#039;m a Republican politician&quot; is the last thing he wanted to hear, if he hoped to keep his gay prostiution biz out of the public eye -- and his fears were justified.
God: &quot;Time to bust this prick. I don&#039;t have eternity. Oh wait, I do... ahh, fuck it. The wife dials in 3, 2, 1...&quot;
â«âª Try to remember The kind of Schtuptember...
Tell me about it. I&#039;m stuggling to educate my teen daughter about the dark ages of music BiT (Before iTunes). Kids do know about the Beatles, mostly through some process of osmosis, but that&#039;s about it. (She&#039;s got some Benny Goodman on her iPod now, so there&#039;s hope.)
Get yourself a copy of &quot;Citizen Cohn&quot;.
Hasn&#039;t his family suffered enough?
The parents also stated: &quot;We named our son Kameryn but never for an instant did we consider he would grow up to be a twink prostitute ... &quot;
<i>The young man told The Star that they met, but that he tried to leave after the man told him he was a state lawmaker.</i>
That&#039;s the part that doesn&#039;t make sense. What was he all &quot;hey so what you wanna do, you wanna fuck a state lawmaker in the ass?&quot; I just don&#039;t see a married, closeted john telling his gay rentboy that he&#039;s a state lawmaker unless he&#039;s six kinds of crazy.
I&#039;m not sure why Hinkle&#039;s wife thought the rent boy&#039;s family would call the police, unless Hinkle&#039;s idea of gay sex is particularly violent. Also, if Hinkle dishes out money like this, he would be a prime target for blackmail.
Well, yeah, he didn&#039;t ask for any <i>girl</i> to be there.