Hellbound You remember those assholes, Kevin O'Connor and daughter Crystal, who own Memories Pizza in Walkerton, Indiana? Let us quickly refresh you. They said, "No way, none of our pizza will ever be used to consummate a homosexual butt wedding," even though no gays ever get catered pizza for their homosexual butt weddings. Then the internet
Maybe the gay definition of catering means something different, but what you did was not catering. It was called carry-out. Much different, but nice try.
Which means the other half doesn't hold their religious beliefs scared, so nuts to you too.I don't think Jesus actually said "go forth my children and be ye not dicks unto others, least they make of fools of ye." But I think he would be down with the sentiment. Hold whatever hateful gibberish you want to be sacred, the Elder Gods will welcome you all as nourishment.
That is way better than JESUS SAVES. That just makes me think he clips coupon and was planning for retirement. Or maybe he was saving up for a nice home in the country with Mary Magdalene.
(Christain Dialogue here:) They's some faggots out front that want us to make pizzas for their faggy wedding! We need to tell them what me and Gawd think of them and tell them to get out of our pizza place where we try to make a living by selling pizza to people who eat pizza, except not those people cuz deep down inside we have feelings that, MUST. BE. STAMPED. DOWN!
Because I am mean and petty, I want to hear the lamentations of the hellbound pizza makers! What do they have to say about this latest gaypocalypse tragedy?
Clearly the Holy Spirit is falling down on the job of warning these Biblical pizzamakers that they're accepting gay dollars before they ring up the purchase!
Indiana is in the huge belly area of the Midwest. They gots lots of room. Afterwards, they run over to Baskin Robbins.
This is worthy of Harryhausen.
Dick Cheney eats babbies, but that's just an example.
Sushi from the desert would taste better.
What if you are Pat Boone?
Especially if the one in drag is named, "Pat".
Yeah IKR. Dok usually doesn't post on Vonnegut until Armistice/Veterans Day.
Maybe the gay definition of catering means something different, but what you did was not catering. It was called carry-out. Much different, but nice try.
Which means the other half doesn't hold their religious beliefs scared, so nuts to you too.I don't think Jesus actually said "go forth my children and be ye not dicks unto others, least they make of fools of ye." But I think he would be down with the sentiment. Hold whatever hateful gibberish you want to be sacred, the Elder Gods will welcome you all as nourishment.
Good job at giving these idiots oxygen, Jason and Robin.
That is way better than JESUS SAVES. That just makes me think he clips coupon and was planning for retirement. Or maybe he was saving up for a nice home in the country with Mary Magdalene.
(Christain Dialogue here:) They's some faggots out front that want us to make pizzas for their faggy wedding! We need to tell them what me and Gawd think of them and tell them to get out of our pizza place where we try to make a living by selling pizza to people who eat pizza, except not those people cuz deep down inside we have feelings that, MUST. BE. STAMPED. DOWN!
Because I am mean and petty, I want to hear the lamentations of the hellbound pizza makers! What do they have to say about this latest gaypocalypse tragedy?
"Cuz Gawd!" & "Send Money."
Not gay, but, I'm under no obligation to coddle the beliefs of others. If I want to mock something I find stupid, I'll mock it. Grow a thicker skin.
Clearly the Holy Spirit is falling down on the job of warning these Biblical pizzamakers that they're accepting gay dollars before they ring up the purchase!