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...state and federal government have a “compelling interest” in prohibiting marijuana use...

"Compelling Interest's not here, man."

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Pope Smoking Rope no Dope!

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For they shall inherit munchies and laughter.

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Take this bud and smoke it in remembrance of me--oh wait, after you smoke it you'll be lucky if you remember your own name.

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... for they shall keep you stoned.Blessed are the meek,for they do not bogart.Blessed are the pure in bud, for they will see God.

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Church of Jesus Christ the Most Righteous Dude

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and all these propriety concerns from a state with the town of French Lick.

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so, wake and bake is the morning prayer? hell, i been prayin' in the church for 30 years.

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i member that. i was waitin for the popo to cuff and stuff his ass right there on camera.

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Partake of the breath of jesus. Its much less gross than eating his skin, drinking his blood.

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In all seriousness, the stoners and former stoners in my life are some of the best people I've ever known. Thinking of joining that church.

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As passionately committed christians, we reserve our right to refuse service to these biblically-condemned sinners:

homosexual menadulterersdivorced peoplerape victimsuncircumcised men (please display your member at the peephole)those wearing mixed fibersblasphemers (god damn them!)

Note: we do not serve pork.

Also you no can haz cheezburger!

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Ms Lindsey libelz!

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Some people are Chronicly stinkin' up the room! Who let the skunks in?

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Candy delivery.

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