Oh, sure, there's a lot that's terrible about Indiana's new awful "religious freedom" law, what with the legalized discriminating and the basic slap in the face to the spirit of the Civil Rights Act.
As passionately committed christians, we reserve our right to refuse service to these biblically-condemned sinners:
homosexual menadulterersdivorced peoplerape victimsuncircumcised men (please display your member at the peephole)those wearing mixed fibersblasphemers (god damn them!)
...state and federal government have a “compelling interest” in prohibiting marijuana use...
"Compelling Interest's not here, man."
Pope Smoking Rope no Dope!
For they shall inherit munchies and laughter.
Take this bud and smoke it in remembrance of me--oh wait, after you smoke it you'll be lucky if you remember your own name.
... for they shall keep you stoned.Blessed are the meek,for they do not bogart.Blessed are the pure in bud, for they will see God.
Church of Jesus Christ the Most Righteous Dude
and all these propriety concerns from a state with the town of French Lick.
so, wake and bake is the morning prayer? hell, i been prayin' in the church for 30 years.
i member that. i was waitin for the popo to cuff and stuff his ass right there on camera.
Partake of the breath of jesus. Its much less gross than eating his skin, drinking his blood.
In all seriousness, the stoners and former stoners in my life are some of the best people I've ever known. Thinking of joining that church.
I'll leave this here:
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As passionately committed christians, we reserve our right to refuse service to these biblically-condemned sinners:
homosexual menadulterersdivorced peoplerape victimsuncircumcised men (please display your member at the peephole)those wearing mixed fibersblasphemers (god damn them!)
Note: we do not serve pork.
Also you no can haz cheezburger!
Ms Lindsey libelz!
Some people are Chronicly stinkin' up the room! Who let the skunks in?
Candy delivery.