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Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

Didn't the Russians have a solution?

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

We need a serious real study on just how much tax payer money the right wing has wasted on toilet laws.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

I've - no shit - heard them argue that your Sex As Assigned At Birth be printed on all government-issued ID and you'd have to show your ID to Bathroom Cops (not your actual junk).

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

No, he's thought it through. He's just an asshole.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Or walking round in the summertime saying HOW ABOUT THIS HEAT?

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Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

We need a serious real study on just how much tax payer money the right wing has wasted. on toilet laws.

No thanks needed.

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Mintie's avatar

You don't even need a birth certificate to get a driver's license, so how do they plan on enforcing that?

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HazumuOsaragi's avatar

how they can tell a transgendered person

I don't know; are you whited? Blacked? Asianed? Are you straighed or gayed? Liberaled or conservatived?

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

But that's not a nanny state at all, no no no

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

In all, conservatives really spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about genitals.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

They're consistent Marxists, in that Marxism argues that the state - any state - exists to enforce one class's interests on another. Therefore, the purpose of state power is precisely to oppress THOSE BASTARDS OVER THERE, and to leave US GOOD FOLKS alone to do what we like.

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

That would have been even worse for Homer.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

I think your mistake was with the word "plan".

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Electric Ukulele Land's avatar

It's not so much "big" government as it is "small and petty" government.

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I AM R U's avatar

This is just so disgusting and bigoted I can't even find my snark.

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HenryKillinger's avatar

Death penalty for any parent that refuses to stone their unruly children to death.

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