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Didn't the Russians have a solution?

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We need a serious real study on just how much tax payer money the right wing has wasted on toilet laws.

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I've - no shit - heard them argue that your Sex As Assigned At Birth be printed on all government-issued ID and you'd have to show your ID to Bathroom Cops (not your actual junk).

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No, he's thought it through. He's just an asshole.

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Or walking round in the summertime saying HOW ABOUT THIS HEAT?

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We need a serious real study on just how much tax payer money the right wing has wasted. on toilet laws.

No thanks needed.

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You don't even need a birth certificate to get a driver's license, so how do they plan on enforcing that?

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how they can tell a transgendered person

I don't know; are you whited? Blacked? Asianed? Are you straighed or gayed? Liberaled or conservatived?

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But that's not a nanny state at all, no no no

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In all, conservatives really spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about genitals.

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They're consistent Marxists, in that Marxism argues that the state - any state - exists to enforce one class's interests on another. Therefore, the purpose of state power is precisely to oppress THOSE BASTARDS OVER THERE, and to leave US GOOD FOLKS alone to do what we like.

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That would have been even worse for Homer.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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I think your mistake was with the word "plan".

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It's not so much "big" government as it is "small and petty" government.

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This is just so disgusting and bigoted I can't even find my snark.

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Death penalty for any parent that refuses to stone their unruly children to death.

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