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Guess who.

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Today, we all have a string tied tightly from our testicles to the wheels of a rolling office chair.

Okay, half of us do.

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Haven't heard a peep out that happy couple, have we?

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We don't have the budget for two walls. What if we put it on rollers and move it back and forth? Indiana can demand that Illinois and Ohio pay for it. Twice!

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Not that it really matters, but there are no Luby's in Indiana.

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If this is just the beginning, I can't wait to see what the hell is coming out by mid-month... they sell barf bags via Amazon Prime, yes?

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Nah, 'twas a bisexual billygoat!

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IKR? It's supposed to be a homosexual sex scandal! Because they don't do that, do they? (Rhetorical.)

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And yet David Vitter continues to prosper. Perhaps his party has pampered him.

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The "Loveseat".

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Considering that Orly Taitz (Esq., Realtor[tm]) and Matthew McLaughlin remain lawyers...

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You're willing to leave Michigan open to the derp? Or thinking it's already overrun...

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Maybe, like Courser in Michigan, he can run for his old seat from which he resigned.

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From her Ashley Madison page?

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i live in the north, indy is two hours from me. that ain't local. south bend is where my tv comes from.

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Sheila Brovlofski?

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