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URQ196's avatar

Guess who.

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Today, we all have a string tied tightly from our testicles to the wheels of a rolling office chair.

Okay, half of us do.

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Haven't heard a peep out that happy couple, have we?

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

We don't have the budget for two walls. What if we put it on rollers and move it back and forth? Indiana can demand that Illinois and Ohio pay for it. Twice!

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Daniel Shalala's avatar

Not that it really matters, but there are no Luby's in Indiana.

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Blender_415's avatar

If this is just the beginning, I can't wait to see what the hell is coming out by mid-month... they sell barf bags via Amazon Prime, yes?

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Querolous's avatar

Nah, 'twas a bisexual billygoat!

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BJW's avatar

IKR? It's supposed to be a homosexual sex scandal! Because they don't do that, do they? (Rhetorical.)

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mailman27's avatar

And yet David Vitter continues to prosper. Perhaps his party has pampered him.

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mailman27's avatar

The "Loveseat".

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

Considering that Orly Taitz (Esq., Realtor[tm]) and Matthew McLaughlin remain lawyers...

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

You're willing to leave Michigan open to the derp? Or thinking it's already overrun...

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

Maybe, like Courser in Michigan, he can run for his old seat from which he resigned.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

From her Ashley Madison page?

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handyhippie65's avatar

i live in the north, indy is two hours from me. that ain't local. south bend is where my tv comes from.

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Rotisserie Teal's avatar

Sheila Brovlofski?

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