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Priceless!

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I hate to think what a "Jesus is a Liberal" sticker gets you.

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And the Lord said     "Christ, what a dick."

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If you're innocent, what would you have to hide?

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(Singing) Jesus take the wheel, and step on it!

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Here's the church and here's the steeple. Open it up, and here's all the people! (All six of 'em.)

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I'd just tell him I just got back from church ... the blood of christ has been known to intoxicate. Miracles and all.

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It's much easier to deliver a sermon whilst carrying a gun and cloaked in the aura of legal authority.

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...with white people, police try to convert you; with blak people they perform last rites

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If the cop is blinded by the Gospel, would flashing her boob be ineffective?

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...after reading this I can't help but think of <a href="http:\/\/youtu.be\/WFxijuRjX1U" target="_blank">THIS</a>!!!

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Pretty clever. Using Jesus as a wingman.

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"But, officer, Jesus told me it was okay to pass that car."

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Stop persecuting Christians with your stubborn refusal to convert.

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Driving while sinning?

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I'd rather have the ticket, thanks.

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