Indiana State Trooper Brian Hamilton seems like a super nice guy.
Priceless!
I hate to think what a "Jesus is a Liberal" sticker gets you.
And the Lord said     "Christ, what a dick."
If you're innocent, what would you have to hide?
(Singing) Jesus take the wheel, and step on it!
Here's the church and here's the steeple. Open it up, and here's all the people! (All six of 'em.)
I'd just tell him I just got back from church ... the blood of christ has been known to intoxicate. Miracles and all.
It's much easier to deliver a sermon whilst carrying a gun and cloaked in the aura of legal authority.
...with white people, police try to convert you; with blak people they perform last rites
If the cop is blinded by the Gospel, would flashing her boob be ineffective?
...after reading this I can&#039;t help but think of <a href="http:\/\/youtu.be\/WFxijuRjX1U" target="_blank">THIS</a>!!!
Pretty clever. Using Jesus as a wingman.
&quot;But, officer, Jesus told me it was okay to pass that car.&quot;
Stop persecuting Christians with your stubborn refusal to convert.
Driving while sinning?
I&#039;d rather have the ticket, thanks.
Priceless!
I hate to think what a &quot;Jesus is a Liberal&quot; sticker gets you.
And the Lord said &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Christ, what a dick.&quot;
If you're innocent, what would you have to hide?
(Singing) Jesus take the wheel, and step on it!
Here's the church and here's the steeple. Open it up, and here's all the people! (All six of 'em.)
I&#039;d just tell him I just got back from church ... the blood of christ has been known to intoxicate. Miracles and all.
It&#039;s much easier to deliver a sermon whilst carrying a gun and cloaked in the aura of legal authority.
...with white people, police try to convert you; with blak people they perform last rites
If the cop is blinded by the Gospel, would flashing her boob be ineffective?
...after reading this I can&#039;t help but think of <a href="http:\/\/youtu.be\/WFxijuRjX1U" target="_blank">THIS</a>!!!
Pretty clever. Using Jesus as a wingman.
&quot;But, officer, Jesus told me it was okay to pass that car.&quot;
Stop persecuting Christians with your stubborn refusal to convert.
Driving while sinning?
I&#039;d rather have the ticket, thanks.