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Fog of Jen's avatar

Democrats are tyrants! Death to tyrants!

But I mean it in the nicest possible de-escalating way

-Profiles in courage from the right wing

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Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

“InfoWars is so shot up”

Brilliant choice of words there, fat man.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

60 days.

Big woop.

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Tecolote's avatar

We'd be glad to help. Give us his prison address so that we can send him some dildos.

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Innocent Bystander's avatar

"Xitter". This is the first time I've heard (i.e. seen) that. Good job, Zoom, if that's your coinage. How do you pronounce that? "Zitter", rhymes with, uh, "sitter"? "Exciter"? "Exeter" ...?

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Edith Prickly's avatar

It's "shitter"

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GladysKravitz'sCurtains's avatar

Easy to remember, easy to pronounce.

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DemoCat's avatar

Poor Owen. And the “we can’t pay you, poor Info Wars” is horseshit. I’m reading InfoWars and Jones have paid little or nothing toward the huge judgments against him, as he tries to hide money and seek bankruptcy protection. Not paying Shroyer makes him a better martyr. That’s all.

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Edith Prickly's avatar

Dear Snowflake: Womp womp. You're only serving 60 days and you'll be grifting off it for the rest of your worthless life. STFU and take the consequences.

No love,

EP

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TalentNotAutotune's avatar

If he thinks he's sad now, wait until he gets out and finds out he doesn't have a job any more because Alex Jones can't associate with convicted criminals.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Too bad. I'm sure his merch sales would go through the roof if he had been sentenced to rot in hell like he deserves as an InfoFascist, but he still ought to do pretty well off a 60 day stretch in a FedPen.

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Liminal's avatar

“Democrats are posing as communists, but we know what they really are: They’re just tyrants; they’re tyrants,”

So we're not even commies any more? We're merely POSING as commies? Because we just want power for power's sake?

DAMMIT, can't you repos say ONE damned thing without projecting your issues on us?

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Anti-Social Socialist's avatar

Every accusation and all that...

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Babs_MD's avatar

Fuck off, Owen. Fuck right off to prison.

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Maureen's avatar

and then fuck off somemore

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Cryny's avatar

𝑭𝒂𝒓 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 “𝒅𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒊𝒏𝒈” 𝒉𝒊𝒎𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝑺𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒚𝒆𝒓, 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 𝒃𝒓𝒐𝒌𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒍𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 “𝑰𝒏𝒇𝒐𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒐 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒕 𝒖𝒑” 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 “𝒘𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒏’𝒕 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒑𝒂𝒚 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖’𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒋𝒂𝒊𝒍, 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖’𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒅.”

How and why does InfoWars still exist at all?

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42tontom's avatar

My take on this is that Owen Shroyer is WAY TOO FUCKING DRAMATIC!!1

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TakingAmes's avatar

Y’all, it looks like the Rs pulled their heads out of their asses long enough to actually elect a new Speaker. Whether that’ll make any difference at all is anyone’s guess.

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Edith Prickly's avatar

He's some godbothering nobody from Louisiana and I assume his tenure depends how long he's useful to the MAGAt Kaukus.

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HarryEagar's avatar

I dunno. I've never seen anybody wearing Owen Shroyer threads.

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