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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"we'd better think of something. And quick. "

Oh, Canada....

fuflans's avatar

a world without applebees would be a black hole.

chascates's avatar

What if we exchanged politicians with Berserkistan?

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Maybe this <i>Arizona state senate president guy</i> is really a subject of the King of Spain. Or the Apaches or Navajos?

jqheywood's avatar

There can be only one!

jqheywood's avatar

Very nice, very nice.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Oil of Olay has the restorative powers that only the clarified oil of virgins and baby's tears can provide.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

We're going to have another civil war, aren't we?

Fartknocker's avatar

Arizona needs a dang fence around it. Russell Pearce needs to shut his piehole since he's nothing but a racist asshat.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Let the throat punching commence. Pearce, you're first.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<em>"...most of us weren’t around when the Constitution was written..."</em>

That is fundamentally false. The People can amend or rewrite the Constituion at will. The Constitution we have is the one we -- we the people -- want. That includes all those pesky amendments the TP'ers hate (First, Sixth, 14th, 16th, 17th, 25th ... hell, all of them except Second.)

Mahousu's avatar

He had already crashed two planes by then.

How he managed this, before the Wright brothers were even born, nobody knows.