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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"we'd better think of something. And quick. "

Oh, Canada....

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fuflans's avatar

a world without applebees would be a black hole.

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chascates's avatar

What if we exchanged politicians with Berserkistan?

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Maybe this <i>Arizona state senate president guy</i> is really a subject of the King of Spain. Or the Apaches or Navajos?

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jqheywood's avatar

There can be only one!

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jqheywood's avatar

Very nice, very nice.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Oil of Olay has the restorative powers that only the clarified oil of virgins and baby's tears can provide.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

We're going to have another civil war, aren't we?

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Fartknocker's avatar

Arizona needs a dang fence around it. Russell Pearce needs to shut his piehole since he's nothing but a racist asshat.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Let the throat punching commence. Pearce, you're first.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<em>"...most of us weren’t around when the Constitution was written..."</em>

That is fundamentally false. The People can amend or rewrite the Constituion at will. The Constitution we have is the one we -- we the people -- want. That includes all those pesky amendments the TP'ers hate (First, Sixth, 14th, 16th, 17th, 25th ... hell, all of them except Second.)

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Mahousu's avatar

He had already crashed two planes by then.

How he managed this, before the Wright brothers were even born, nobody knows.

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