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third times a charm they say. Jeb 2016!

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<i>John McCain won in 2008, had a heart attack in 2009, and President Palin was reelected in 2012. </i>

I'm rooting for the Borg to take out that version of Earth, mkay?

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let Congress put a cap and trade on his CO2 output! HARHARHARHAR...

/RWNJ

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Ben Johnson?

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<i>this comment was deleted by the Singapore Comment Authority</i>

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"clearly you've never been to singapore"

said in johnny depp's raspy captain jack sparrow drawl after he's slit keira knightly's corset with a knife.

by bff and i used that as a punchline for years.

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<a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=dMSQpWvwCIM" target="_blank">This?</a>

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Wasn't Cheney who chewed Dubble Bubble, blew a big one, and had it pop in the Queen's hair?

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I think it consists of the freedom to agree with them, and the freedom to carry guns.

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<i>This comment was caned to death in Singapore</i>

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I am outraged at your outrage!

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But the question remains: how good is he at blowing bubbles?

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Obama uses oxygen.

Wingnuts outraged.

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Well he could have just lite up but my god that is dangerous for folks walking by, damn second hand smoke just might have killed one of those poor vets that are in their early 90's and it aint like Obummer is going to do anything to keep them living forever with the death panels and all

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It was pretty inocuous ... you can get caned to death in Singapore for almost anything. Including chewing gum. <i>Everything</i> is illegal there.

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