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artem1s's avatar

third times a charm they say. Jeb 2016!

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artem1s's avatar

<i>John McCain won in 2008, had a heart attack in 2009, and President Palin was reelected in 2012. </i>

I'm rooting for the Borg to take out that version of Earth, mkay?

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artem1s's avatar

let Congress put a cap and trade on his CO2 output! HARHARHARHAR...

/RWNJ

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Ben Johnson?

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

<i>this comment was deleted by the Singapore Comment Authority</i>

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fuflans's avatar

"clearly you've never been to singapore"

said in johnny depp's raspy captain jack sparrow drawl after he's slit keira knightly's corset with a knife.

by bff and i used that as a punchline for years.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=dMSQpWvwCIM" target="_blank">This?</a>

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Wasn't Cheney who chewed Dubble Bubble, blew a big one, and had it pop in the Queen's hair?

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PubOption's avatar

I think it consists of the freedom to agree with them, and the freedom to carry guns.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

<i>This comment was caned to death in Singapore</i>

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I am outraged at your outrage!

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

But the question remains: how good is he at blowing bubbles?

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diogenez's avatar

Obama uses oxygen.

Wingnuts outraged.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

Well he could have just lite up but my god that is dangerous for folks walking by, damn second hand smoke just might have killed one of those poor vets that are in their early 90's and it aint like Obummer is going to do anything to keep them living forever with the death panels and all

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

It was pretty inocuous ... you can get caned to death in Singapore for almost anything. Including chewing gum. <i>Everything</i> is illegal there.

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