Alan Grayson really wants to keep his House seat in Florida, which means he has a new ad out saying his opponent is a member of the Taliban. That's fun! That is a fun way to disagree with your opponent on the issues! The Islamicists are coming to central Florida, and they are going to impose their Sharia on the Mickey Mouse and the Orlando Magic. But they are going to do it by pretending to be fundamentalist Christian white guys who are running for Congress and are named after famous American statesmen. (Democrats are not that good at this whole "My opponent is a wily Muslim" thing, but they will hopefully get there
this raises the critical question of whether vampires can hold higher office. Do they even KNOW where their birf certs are?
i'd totally vote for the spike ticket.
Fundamentalism is fundamentalism.
Is it maybe Noah Webster you're thinking of?
(Sorry, but I can't wait for your reply. I'm late for my AAA meeting.)
I'd vote for you.