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and paid b/t 4K and 6K per event.

i'd be pretty fucking enlightened too.

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Enlightenment Libel!!!

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Not to mention saving a small fortune squandered buying drinks to no purpose.

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I was told that a slut is a woman who won't go to bed with <i> you </i>.

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me too, which is why I will never be anyone's media relations spokesman

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Majored in moonshining and minored in poaching!

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A blast from the past: H.L. Mencken's survey of the South (PDF): <a href="http:\/\/writing2.richmond.edu\/jessid\/eng423\/restricted\/mencken.pdf" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://writing2.richmond.edu/jessid/eng423/restri...">http://writing2.richmond.ed...

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They take Exposure Dollars(TM) in payment of tuition? That's good news.

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She did quite a bit with that last 56/100 of a percent. Imagine if she'd really been into it!

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Boston has always had great pub(l)ic services.

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Only because you can remove the goggles.

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I think the ass baptism is part of the virginity reclaiming ceremony. Though poor Chastity has had to undergo it three times this week already.

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The illustration is puzzling to say the least, but it's the title that really has me scratching my head.

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Not true. I was frequently on the absinthee report.

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DORK LIBEL!

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This is West Virginia, it could be pronounced as "a linebacker'.

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