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fuflans's avatar

and paid b/t 4K and 6K per event.

i'd be pretty fucking enlightened too.

bobbert's avatar

Enlightenment Libel!!!

TundraGrifter's avatar

Not to mention saving a small fortune squandered buying drinks to no purpose.

Bezoar's avatar

I was told that a slut is a woman who won't go to bed with <i> you </i>.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

me too, which is why I will never be anyone's media relations spokesman

chascates's avatar

Majored in moonshining and minored in poaching!

chascates's avatar

A blast from the past: H.L. Mencken's survey of the South (PDF): <a href="http:\/\/writing2.richmond.edu\/jessid\/eng423\/restricted\/mencken.pdf" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://writing2.richmond.edu/jessid/eng423/restri...">http://writing2.richmond.ed...

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They take Exposure Dollars(TM) in payment of tuition? That's good news.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

She did quite a bit with that last 56/100 of a percent. Imagine if she'd really been into it!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Boston has always had great pub(l)ic services.

Mahousu's avatar

I think the ass baptism is part of the virginity reclaiming ceremony. Though poor Chastity has had to undergo it three times this week already.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The illustration is puzzling to say the least, but it's the title that really has me scratching my head.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Not true. I was frequently on the absinthee report.

PubOption's avatar

This is West Virginia, it could be pronounced as "a linebacker'.