Glenn Reynolds, last seen in these pages wondering why bitches be fucking boys’ shit up, yo, has noticed that Barack Stalin Obama won the youth vote in the 2012 election by a nearly 2-to-1 margin. Luckily Glenn’s day job keeps him engaged with young people, so he is receptive to their concerns about the future and understands why they saw Obama as the candidate best suited to understand and advocate for them, and now Glenn can offer the GOP all sorts of nifty ideas about how to appeal to the 18-to-29 demographic.
Hugh F&#039;ing Pyle will not like this. It could lead to legalized dancing beyond the human body&#039;s design limits; i.e. must be married to do both the horizontal <i>and</i> the vertical mambo.
Instapundit Wants GOP To Be Hep And Groovy Like Now And Happening 30-Year-Old Flick 'Footloose'
<i>like Grease material</i>
Literally, like the shit that makes up actual grease: dinosaurs.
Marcus and Ole Crazy Eyes &quot;Doggy Style?&quot;
Where he played a Republican member of the House Science Committee.
Although John Glenn.
Maybe they should wear onions on their belts?
That party is not the one that we want.
I think most young Republicans harken to Triumph des Willens over Footloose.
Hugh F&#039;ing Pyle will not like this. It could lead to legalized dancing beyond the human body&#039;s design limits; i.e. must be married to do both the horizontal <i>and</i> the vertical mambo.
It&#039;s the Grand Old Party. Care to minuet?
Today&#039;s GOP - cool as Eddie Haskell
Was hoping for a breathless article about the breathless new Jennifer Rubin crayon piece...?