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<i>like Grease material</i>

Literally, like the shit that makes up actual grease: dinosaurs.

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Marcus and Ole Crazy Eyes "Doggy Style?"

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Where he played a Republican member of the House Science Committee.

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Although John Glenn.

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Maybe they should wear onions on their belts?

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That party is not the one that we want.

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I think most young Republicans harken to Triumph des Willens over Footloose.

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Hugh F'ing Pyle will not like this. It could lead to legalized dancing beyond the human body's design limits; i.e. must be married to do both the horizontal <i>and</i> the vertical mambo.

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It's the Grand Old Party. Care to minuet?

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Today's GOP - cool as Eddie Haskell

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Was hoping for a breathless article about the breathless new Jennifer Rubin crayon piece...?

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