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Intern Riley's Heart Broken At Congressional Baseball Game
We will post a thorough report later this evening of last night's Wonkette Field Trip to the annual Congressional Baseball Game, but until then, here's the story of how a little boy's heart was torn to shreds. All Intern Riley -- clad in his finest pink "Sting" sweater -- wanted at this game was a photograph with the Republican team's mascot, Orange John Boehner. Riley even offered him a friendly Hitler salute! But just before Riley's turn for dream-realization came up, Boehnercut offall photos. Is this how an orange professional sports mascot is supposed to treat children?