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LadyLaz's avatar

Do not use debit cards.

Ever.

Yes barn door and all

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LadyLaz's avatar

@popehat and @therickwilson and @stonekettle

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The Librarian's avatar

These two White Power “rangers” deserve nothing less than to be laughed it and have their bank accounts wiped out for their folly.

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nasty girl's avatar

Thank you Ms. Pennacchia for a beautifully penned, insightful and uplifting piece!!

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The Villainess+'s avatar

If it weren't for those gatekeeper judges this might have turned out very differently.

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Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

Hey, Robert Barnes, attorney at foofoorah: The truth is a fucking defense against assertions of libel. If Fairbanks was doing what she was doing and someone identified her as doing it, the truth fucking hurts. Go twist the law in some other court.

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Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

Or an illegal one, if you're the president.

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John Thorstensen's avatar

I don't think Dinesh loathes himself. He decided long ago that being a smart-ass RWNJ Indian is way superior to being a mere black person. One need only go back to the early days of the Dartmouth Review to see how thoroughly he's invested in this. Though I don't recommend reading the old Dartmouth Review, no siree.

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george lastrapes's avatar

For 'populist' I read 'polypcyst'.Think I'd rather live without it.Hmmm. Rhymes with 'solipsist'But only when I think about it.

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John Thorstensen's avatar

Mr. Johnson has distinctive hair and a beard, it is true, but I've never seen a picture of him in which he doesn't look like he's smelling something foul, or about to have a hissy fit about something. I think the latter is what makes him so deeply unattractive-looking.

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Bagnole's avatar

He can’t help that. His nose is perpetually bombarded by the reek of his own rotting soul.

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Brianna is WOKE AF's avatar

And they really do look like a couple of colossal assholes in that photo.

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Bagnole's avatar

And I haven’t noticed many Americans out in the streets protesting for the sake of saving their country.

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Brianna is WOKE AF's avatar

That's precisely the reason why they lost. Because right wing morons don't understand that a private company has no obligation to conform to their loose interpretation of the First Amendment.

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Brianna is WOKE AF's avatar

The election of 2016 is going to turn out to be a gross aberration, and if survive intact, I think we'll be better for it. The forces of Good MUST prevail, because the forces of evil cannot stand the light. And now that they've crawled out of their dank basements, we see who they are.

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george lastrapes's avatar

Perhaps they are conserving energy and shoe leather for the arduous task of voting in November.

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