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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I almost forgot about Cheerios. Remember when that guy tried to burn a box of Cheerios in a desolate area in a strong wind?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

And continue on with arroz con polio.

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God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

Lets just call 100,000+ a "conservative" estimate.

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malsperanza's avatar

Mexican food in NYC is mostly just sad. Nearest decent Mex is Chicago.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

And the slogan was done up in such lovely french letters...

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bobbert's avatar

On the one hand, the intractable part of dealing with autism is that we simply do not have an explanation. Your suggestions are no worse than those of the anti-vaxxers, but there is also no more support for your ideas than for theirs. It's a bitch.

On the other hand, you have illuminated what I believe is the motivating factor behind the vaxxers blind insistence that vaccines are the cause -- they are trying to avoid feeling guilt. They are terrified at the possibility that their children's autism may be the parents' fault -- either because of genetic predisposition, late-life childbirth, or avoidable exposure to pathogens. It doesn't matter to some of them that there should not be any guilt over something they didn't know about (and that we STILL don't know about).

It's the "my child is an extension of me" thing. If my child isn't perfect, and there isn't an identifiable reason, it must be because it's my fault. Therefore, I will grasp at any possible reason. Gummint vaccinations -- that'll do.

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bobbert's avatar

This made me think of Terry Pratchett's weasles.

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bobbert's avatar

Hey, what's an order of magnitude among friends?

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God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

Let's not forget who the birthers voted for in 2000 and 2004.

As ridiculous as the anti-vax brigade is, I don't think they have 100,000+ deaths and an officially sanctioned torture program to their name.

Yet.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Probably an equally strong correlation with the consumption of McDonald's fries. Maybe they should look into that...

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malsperanza's avatar

Glad they responded fast, and responsibly. I will allow corporate drones to make mistakes, if they fix them.

Wait, oh god, does this mean I have to eat at Chili's now? I'm already gagging down graham crackers, and feeding cheerios to the local pigeon population.

*googlegoogle* ... whew, looks like there aren't any in NYC. Thanks, Chili's!!

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PsycWench's avatar

There is a term in psychology for people who cling to a belief despite being given ample credible evidence to the contrary: delusional. I'm starting to think that anti-vaxers are just a variant of the nice ordinary people who think they are having an affair with the news anchor.

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PsycWench's avatar

It's part of the Bring Back Polio campaign.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

"Think"?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

That lady with the dingo.

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