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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

you've obviously never been to a Tilted Kilt breastaurant

Chris Grrr's avatar

(sotto voce) I find the absence of BadKitty, Fare, etc. disturbing, in this here sub-thread, and I don't know why.

Some Wonket of the sly persuasion with a Y chromosome has got to advise us hets on how to make our preferences and requests known, with all due meekness, before we gets a-married off to the ghez with malice and/or forcefulness.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

If only the fucksticks could have done even the barest minimum future-seeing that everyone else did...

Chris Grrr's avatar

Just snarkin'.

"Your state is gay eligible - and YOUR state is gay eligible...!"

/ some of my best friends are almost too eligible

Chris Grrr's avatar

The release of "Thriller" by Michael Jackson should be the <i>real</i> point of demarcation for the fluidity of social issues.

FeloniousMonk's avatar

All the Nice Girls say that.

bobbert's avatar

Ahmghwana Kiikbooti, pls.

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Okay, it's much later, but I have to ask "What about Zoidberg?"

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Having bagpipers (unless they were actual Scots Death Commandos) should consign them to perpetual "It's Small World".

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Thinking back to the Civil War, I believe you can hire a substitute.

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And, just as a detail, if the "institution" under consideration is newer than cell phones, it will ALWAYS be newer than cell phones. So, massively pointless and stupid comparison.

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On the one hand, Kennedy has turned out to be less worse than some of the possible alternatives, On the other hand, he's about as consistent as the Magic 8-Ball.

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Hint: They're not constitutional experts. They're mostly hack judges who somehow got appointed to a Federal Circuit.

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I'm working my way through it. That was only marginally confusing at my point (end of S2). You'll forget about it, anyhow, amidst everything else.

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Integration is newer than the Magna Carta, so there.