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Hahahahaha... wingnuts? <em>Thinking</em>? Funny joke!

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Did you try "zapatas" ?

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No <i>meth</i>.

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Mistuh Romney's the one I want meeting with hostile foreign leaders, then, gol-darnit !

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True Amercians don't condone the godless state of things by casting ballots!!!!1!

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Unless branded as Desoxyn.

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this is the best response crank.

i endorse this action.

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One thing that really helps is those panties made out of fruit roll-ups.

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These complicated posts are part of the plot to keep us from the REAL TRUTH!

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Plus a desire to compensate for a small peen by angrily demanding that other people's kids be sent off to war.

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The science is not settled on this. Some People Say that alcohol kills brain cells.

Theoretically, if you kill all of them, you could end up a wingnut.

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I love the assumption that just because LONG ISLAND, he's necessarily a liebrul plant.

Drooling Moron, please meet your cousin, Pete King (R-Seaford).

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And whose campaign consists largely of the kinds of talking points that appeal only to the batshit crazy and paranoid, combined with denials that he's been advocating for any of the policy prescriptions he's spent the last two years saying he'd implement if elected.

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Also, apparently thinks that "OK" is in fact "Hi Kerry", and does not understand how three dimensional reality translates to two dimensional images in the TV recording process (either that and/or does not know the meaning of "directly" and/or "towards"), among numerous other obvious failings of intellect.

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You're <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/CPT_symmetry" target="_blank">symmetric</a>?

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Voting is part of a government conspiracy to legitimize government control over our lives. Pass it on!

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