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She has compared herself to the "drill sergeant"
Then one day she was drillin at some dood, And up through the ground came a bubblin crude (santorum, that is).
Holy shit...my gaydar just went into the red.
A family that straps-on together, gets on together.
"Get thee behind me, patient."
So, no license? Perhaps I'll hang out my shingle dispensing sane advice for a little extra cash. No, wait, you can't fix stupid.
There is no way this, umm, guy could have impregnated Michele once never mind 5 times which leads to the question. How did Michele Bachmann get pregnant? Multiple virgin births?
The Invisible Hand is what he faps with.
How and when did the Republican primary contest turn into a really bad reality TV show?
so reading between the lines, michele is a harpy and marcus is dispensing medicine without a license?
It will be once he comes out of it.
I never understood that expression. "Being a bear", maybe. Assuming she's another Mama Grizzly.
&quot;f you touch her, <strike>she </strike> you will melt, or turn to stone &quot; (medusa lite)
Fixed
only the back door
You don&#039;t need <i>reliable</i> gaydar with Marc&#039;y B. Even the old tube-powered models are good enough.
She has compared herself to the &quot;drill sergeant&quot;
Then one day she was drillin at some dood, And up through the ground came a bubblin crude (santorum, that is).
Holy shit...my gaydar just went into the red.
A family that straps-on together, gets on together.
&quot;Get thee behind me, patient.&quot;
So, no license? Perhaps I&#039;ll hang out my shingle dispensing sane advice for a little extra cash. No, wait, you can&#039;t fix stupid.
There is no way this, umm, guy could have impregnated Michele once never mind 5 times which leads to the question. How did Michele Bachmann get pregnant? Multiple virgin births?
The Invisible Hand is what he faps with.
How and when did the Republican primary contest turn into a really bad reality TV show?
so reading between the lines, michele is a harpy and marcus is dispensing medicine without a license?
It will be once he comes out of it.
I never understood that expression. &quot;Being a bear&quot;, maybe. Assuming she&#039;s another Mama Grizzly.
&quot;f you touch her, <strike>she </strike> you will melt, or turn to stone &quot; (medusa lite)
Fixed
only the back door
You don&#039;t need <i>reliable</i> gaydar with Marc&#039;y B. Even the old tube-powered models are good enough.