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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

She has compared herself to the "drill sergeant"

Then one day she was drillin at some dood, And up through the ground came a bubblin crude (santorum, that is).

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Holy shit...my gaydar just went into the red.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

A family that straps-on together, gets on together.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"Get thee behind me, patient."

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MissusBarry's avatar

So, no license? Perhaps I'll hang out my shingle dispensing sane advice for a little extra cash. No, wait, you can't fix stupid.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

There is no way this, umm, guy could have impregnated Michele once never mind 5 times which leads to the question. How did Michele Bachmann get pregnant? Multiple virgin births?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The Invisible Hand is what he faps with.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

How and when did the Republican primary contest turn into a really bad reality TV show?

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fuflans's avatar

so reading between the lines, michele is a harpy and marcus is dispensing medicine without a license?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

It will be once he comes out of it.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I never understood that expression. "Being a bear", maybe. Assuming she's another Mama Grizzly.

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PsycWench's avatar

"f you touch her, <strike>she </strike> you will melt, or turn to stone " (medusa lite)

Fixed

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PsycWench's avatar

only the back door

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

You don't need <i>reliable</i> gaydar with Marc'y B. Even the old tube-powered models are good enough.

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