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Send the bill to those fuckers at the CATO Institute.

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Like all the astroturf groups that spring up around election time with names like 'Citizens for...', the only citizens involved will be the Koch brothers.

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Patriot Coal. Like military intelligence, jumbo shrimp, compassionate conservatism, &c.

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Metal chicks are so hawt.

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Just let it out into the creek for a little washin'. It's all natural, too, now.

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In WV, you'd be the one that has the lobster-claw hands.

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America may agree that politicians who want to disembowel the EPA should be banned from public office but the people who pay for politicians do not agree.

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What's this about a Pepys show?

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Don't burn the water either. Toxic fumes.

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In Deepwater Horizon, they used an unprecedented amount of dispersants to <strike>make sure rafts of oil didn't reach marshes and beaches</strike> disguise the size of the leak..

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I think it must be miscaptioned, both from your calculation and from the fact that I know how big our 2M gallon water tanks are, and they would hold way more than 20 of the pictured one.

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<i>Jesus Quicksilver</i> has not been heard from?

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Amen.

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Coal Slurry: Worst 7-11 Icee ever.

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