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JAWs's avatar

But this doesn't help us "pwn the libs" so who cares? 😏

Querolous's avatar

There was once a teacher at a high school west of PDX named Harold Dangler.

ScrwUStillaTexanLibrul's avatar

Ecclesiastical or Classical? If you respond with "Pig," no points.

VandeGraf's avatar

Got my vote in the...hamper.

mailman27's avatar

Spinning out of control, very quickly, with no push-back. R U fucking kidding me??

LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son.And I'll be plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucking's done.

Grokenstein's avatar

Jennifer Kerkhoff

Mustn't say it...Must stay on the high road...Must continue to pretend I'm on the high road...

River Stroker's avatar

...there'd be a line of bib-wearing Deplorables waiting for him to finish.

Keith Taylor's avatar

No connection! No connection! You're the connection!

The Quirk's avatar

Yeah, but with mangoes at $2.50 a pop, in two years we'll be in the money. Assuming we don't get sick of mangoes.

The Quirk's avatar

Moved here from PA after five snows in two weeks. Yeah, this is better.