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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

oh, I do friend, I do!

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JAWs's avatar

But this doesn't help us "pwn the libs" so who cares? 😏

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Querolous's avatar

There was once a teacher at a high school west of PDX named Harold Dangler.

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ScrwUStillaTexanLibrul's avatar

Ecclesiastical or Classical? If you respond with "Pig," no points.

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VandeGraf's avatar

Got my vote in the...hamper.

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Dame [Vigorous Epithet] Erin's avatar

Vulgar of course.

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mailman27's avatar

Lori? Is that you??

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mailman27's avatar

Spinning out of control, very quickly, with no push-back. R U fucking kidding me??

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son.And I'll be plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucking's done.

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Jennifer Kerkhoff

Mustn't say it...Must stay on the high road...Must continue to pretend I'm on the high road...

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River Stroker's avatar

...there'd be a line of bib-wearing Deplorables waiting for him to finish.

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Keith Taylor's avatar

No connection! No connection! You're the connection!

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The Quirk's avatar

Yeah, but with mangoes at $2.50 a pop, in two years we'll be in the money. Assuming we don't get sick of mangoes.

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The Quirk's avatar

Moved here from PA after five snows in two weeks. Yeah, this is better.

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