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Yup. Straight (D) all the way down the ballot.

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6. 17 year old George Lucas was seriously injured when he wrapped his car around a tree. Consequently, he changed his mind about wanting to be a race car driver, and wound up trying this movie making thing.

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Heard it was crossbow bolts

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C-130 Herky Bird Libelz

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Aren't shithooks that old, too? They're still flying.

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The GOP wants Minority rule, like the Senate where California's 40 million citizens have 2 Senators and Montana's mountains and rivers have 2 Senators.

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From orbit? I hear it's the only way.

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Slingshots. They only had slingshots.

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On land stolen via genocide.

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As for the name Absorbine Sr ... back in my young tire, on swim team, I’d get athlete’s foot, and one of the first treatments my mom tried was Absorbine Jr, which burned the AF openings with the heat of a hot skillet, and didn’t cure the AF either too. So. Tanks for the memories!

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I just hope the republicans in Iowa don’t find out that this whole riot was just practice for the real operation which is when Antifa invades all the small towns on Election Day.

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Let me mullet over for a while.

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That's surprisingly well done.

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Don't forget Wyoming's 500K citizens, who also have 2 Senators

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