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Javey♪Undazed's avatar

Yup. Straight (D) all the way down the ballot.

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Kateaux's avatar

6. 17 year old George Lucas was seriously injured when he wrapped his car around a tree. Consequently, he changed his mind about wanting to be a race car driver, and wound up trying this movie making thing.

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Heard it was crossbow bolts

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

C-130 Herky Bird Libelz

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Aren't shithooks that old, too? They're still flying.

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oafishcad's avatar

The GOP wants Minority rule, like the Senate where California's 40 million citizens have 2 Senators and Montana's mountains and rivers have 2 Senators.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

From orbit? I hear it's the only way.

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Catbird's avatar

Slingshots. They only had slingshots.

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Ms.Moon's avatar

On land stolen via genocide.

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Beanz&Berryz's avatar

As for the name Absorbine Sr ... back in my young tire, on swim team, I’d get athlete’s foot, and one of the first treatments my mom tried was Absorbine Jr, which burned the AF openings with the heat of a hot skillet, and didn’t cure the AF either too. So. Tanks for the memories!

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Kooolest G's avatar

I just hope the republicans in Iowa don’t find out that this whole riot was just practice for the real operation which is when Antifa invades all the small towns on Election Day.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Let me mullet over for a while.

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SterWonk's avatar

That's surprisingly well done.

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Cat Cafe's avatar

Don't forget Wyoming's 500K citizens, who also have 2 Senators

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