Iowa state Representative Ted Gassman is worried. Since his daughter and her husband got divorced, will his granddaughter turn into a whore? End no-fault divorce, Iowa! Keep Ted Gassman's 16-year-old granddaughter from sluttin' it up, with her hormones and the promiscuity and whatever else Ted Gassman wanted to muse about, out loud, in public, to whomever would listen, about his 16-year-old granddaughter and whether or not she is keeping her vagina in her pants, where it belongs, or whether instead she is handing it out to every truck stop idler and mustachioed devil currently roaming the Iowa byways.
They don't seem to have any of those in whatever God forsaken part of Florida I'm in right now, but we do have a couple lovely sinkholes that are open for business, so to speak
Does anybody outside of NYC even know about the <a href="http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/harry_nl\/4528630937\/lightbox\/" target="_blank">mitzvah tanks</a>?
They don&#039;t seem to have any of those in whatever God forsaken part of Florida I&#039;m in right now, but we do have a couple lovely sinkholes that are open for business, so to speak
No, no -- UTAH is the Porn Consumption Capitol!
Actually, since the daughter divorced, she sounds like the whore to me.
But marriages are SUPPOSED to end that way! &quot;Til death do you part&quot;, remember?
Does anybody outside of NYC even know about the <a href="http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/harry_nl\/4528630937\/lightbox\/" target="_blank">mitzvah tanks</a>?
&quot;Every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.&quot;
Oh look ... he&#039;s a Republican. Who knew?
&quot;What are the possibilities of her being more promiscuous?&rdquo; Nice going, Gasshole.
But it could have been worse: Gramps could have asked about the chances that she&#039;d become less promiscuous.
So is Prom...
Children of the porn
As are most of Iowa&#039;s livestock, considering those male youth. Although for them it&#039;s more a case of relief...
another family falls victim to the homosexual agenda.
I suspect that the stereotypical mustachioed devil isn&#039;t interested in girls.
&quot;Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?&quot;
Jeeze, now these nitwits are slandering their own grandchildren.
Hey!