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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

They don't seem to have any of those in whatever God forsaken part of Florida I'm in right now, but we do have a couple lovely sinkholes that are open for business, so to speak

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The Quirk's avatar

No, no -- UTAH is the Porn Consumption Capitol!

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The Quirk's avatar

Actually, since the daughter divorced, she sounds like the whore to me.

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The Quirk's avatar

But marriages are SUPPOSED to end that way! "Til death do you part", remember?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Does anybody outside of NYC even know about the <a href="http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/harry_nl\/4528630937\/lightbox\/" target="_blank">mitzvah tanks</a>?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way."

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Oh look ... he's a Republican. Who knew?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"What are the possibilities of her being more promiscuous?” Nice going, Gasshole.

But it could have been worse: Gramps could have asked about the chances that she'd become less promiscuous.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

So is Prom...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Children of the porn

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

As are most of Iowa's livestock, considering those male youth. Although for them it's more a case of relief...

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fuflans's avatar

another family falls victim to the homosexual agenda.

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PubOption's avatar

I suspect that the stereotypical mustachioed devil isn't interested in girls.

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diogenez's avatar

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Jeeze, now these nitwits are slandering their own grandchildren.

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