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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

They don't seem to have any of those in whatever God forsaken part of Florida I'm in right now, but we do have a couple lovely sinkholes that are open for business, so to speak

The Quirk's avatar

No, no -- UTAH is the Porn Consumption Capitol!

The Quirk's avatar

Actually, since the daughter divorced, she sounds like the whore to me.

The Quirk's avatar

But marriages are SUPPOSED to end that way! "Til death do you part", remember?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Does anybody outside of NYC even know about the <a href="http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/harry_nl\/4528630937\/lightbox\/" target="_blank">mitzvah tanks</a>?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way."

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Oh look ... he's a Republican. Who knew?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"What are the possibilities of her being more promiscuous?” Nice going, Gasshole.

But it could have been worse: Gramps could have asked about the chances that she'd become less promiscuous.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

As are most of Iowa's livestock, considering those male youth. Although for them it's more a case of relief...

fuflans's avatar

another family falls victim to the homosexual agenda.

PubOption's avatar

I suspect that the stereotypical mustachioed devil isn't interested in girls.

diogenez's avatar

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Jeeze, now these nitwits are slandering their own grandchildren.