Who could have predicted this? Joni Ernst, whose adorable PigBalls ad won her Iowa's Republican nomination for Senate, is also afraid of the United Nations' Agenda 21, which she is pretty sure is a global environmentalist plot to force everyone to live in cities and mingle with hippies. The Iowa Democratic Party released an ad featuring Ernst at a campaign event last November, explaining what Agenda 21 is all about:
Speaking of pig balls, have I ever told y'all about the day I spent in a St. Louis slaughterhouse slicing up pig balls, collecting tissue specimens for the SIU medical school?
The ad won't work because "Consipracy Theory" is the same as "Actual Global Conspiracy" in the minds of the goober demographic.
Just once, I'd like to see a Democratic candidate flat out declare that his opponent is a fucking nut job, and campaign on the basis that the voters need somebody sane and rational to represent them.
Not saying it would work, but I'd sure like to see it . . . and the Dems might have a good shot next time around, after the elected teabaggers actually proved themselves to be nut jobs.
I call bullshit. Agenda 21 makes you give "your" children to the government on Thanksgiving. Because after a few months, those youngsters will be giving thanks to you for giving them away. To tofurky is involved.
<i>&quot;In WingnutLand, <strike>Agenda 21, like everything else the UN does,</strike> <b>Obama</b> is a shadowy plot to destroy U.S. sovereignty, take away your land, exterminate farmers, force errebody to eat tofu, and <strike>probably</strike> take away your guns, too.&quot;</i>
Welcome to the Senate, Senator Ernst.
Speaking of pig balls, have I ever told y&#039;all about the day I spent in a St. Louis slaughterhouse slicing up pig balls, collecting tissue specimens for the SIU medical school?
I&#039;d like to know, because if she HAS been there, she&#039;s definitely talked to the manager.
The ad won&#039;t work because &quot;Consipracy Theory&quot; is the same as &quot;Actual Global Conspiracy&quot; in the minds of the goober demographic.
It would prevent the blahs from using them as weapons, too.
For years, they&#039;ve been doing their best to keep the U.S. from paying on its U.N. obligations.
Not quite yet ... and after his is, he&#039;ll &quot;convert&quot; to Mormonism.
Just once, I&#039;d like to see a Democratic candidate flat out declare that his opponent is a fucking nut job, and campaign on the basis that the voters need somebody sane and rational to represent them.
Not saying it would work, but I&#039;d sure like to see it . . . and the Dems might have a good shot next time around, after the elected teabaggers actually proved themselves to be nut jobs.
Are Joni Ernst and Iowa&#039;s clown Rep. Steve King the same person?
She is likely getting campaign contributions from them. Way to redirect.
Speeches from either of them should include interpretive dance, though it could be mistaken for seizures.
Has any one of these &quot;Destroy The UN&quot; cretins ever filed a bill in Congress to do it? Demand even a symbolic vote?
I call bullshit. Agenda 21 makes you give &quot;your&quot; children to the government on Thanksgiving. Because after a few months, those youngsters will be giving thanks to you for giving them away. To tofurky is involved.
And Rebecca Schoenkopf.
Yes. Ron Paul in 1997, for example. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_withdr...">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...
<i>&quot;In WingnutLand, <strike>Agenda 21, like everything else the UN does,</strike> <b>Obama</b> is a shadowy plot to destroy U.S. sovereignty, take away your land, exterminate farmers, force errebody to eat tofu, and <strike>probably</strike> take away your guns, too.&quot;</i>