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bobbert's avatar

Welcome to the Senate, Senator Ernst.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Speaking of pig balls, have I ever told y'all about the day I spent in a St. Louis slaughterhouse slicing up pig balls, collecting tissue specimens for the SIU medical school?

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I'd like to know, because if she HAS been there, she's definitely talked to the manager.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The ad won't work because "Consipracy Theory" is the same as "Actual Global Conspiracy" in the minds of the goober demographic.

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PubOption's avatar

It would prevent the blahs from using them as weapons, too.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

For years, they've been doing their best to keep the U.S. from paying on its U.N. obligations.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Not quite yet ... and after his is, he'll "convert" to Mormonism.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Just once, I'd like to see a Democratic candidate flat out declare that his opponent is a fucking nut job, and campaign on the basis that the voters need somebody sane and rational to represent them.

Not saying it would work, but I'd sure like to see it . . . and the Dems might have a good shot next time around, after the elected teabaggers actually proved themselves to be nut jobs.

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diogenez's avatar

Are Joni Ernst and Iowa's clown Rep. Steve King the same person?

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Incoming Ham's avatar

She is likely getting campaign contributions from them. Way to redirect.

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diogenez's avatar

Speeches from either of them should include interpretive dance, though it could be mistaken for seizures.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Has any one of these "Destroy The UN" cretins ever filed a bill in Congress to do it? Demand even a symbolic vote?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I call bullshit. Agenda 21 makes you give "your" children to the government on Thanksgiving. Because after a few months, those youngsters will be giving thanks to you for giving them away. To tofurky is involved.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

And Rebecca Schoenkopf.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Yes. Ron Paul in 1997, for example. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_withdr...">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"In WingnutLand, <strike>Agenda 21, like everything else the UN does,</strike> <b>Obama</b> is a shadowy plot to destroy U.S. sovereignty, take away your land, exterminate farmers, force errebody to eat tofu, and <strike>probably</strike> take away your guns, too."</i>

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