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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Funny, because when I was in the Army, I had a good friend who used to say, apropos of anything: "If it hurts my dick, I won't do it." Words to live by.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"It were better a millstone be tied around their necks..."

But they never take that book seriously.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Depends. Would they be trampling on her 2nd amendment rights?

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

The best and brightest in every state.

Tremble, children. Tremble.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

bet if you mentioned cutting farm subs to the same people, the attitudes would be differentFucking hell, Iowa, what happened to you. No, I know, you got a GOP supermajority.

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Applemask's avatar

Exactly. AMERICA'S breadbasket.

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marcus816's avatar

Roger that.

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DisplacedCTYankee's avatar

For the record, The Roches album came out in 1979.

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Kateaux's avatar

As an Iowan, I weep for what my beloved home is becoming. As an Iowan on SNAP, I am...distressed, to say the least.

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Alpaca suitcase's avatar

Seems like her weapon of choice was just an extraordinary ability to con people. Had she been a white man instead of a black woman, she would have been elected president.

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Gary Souza's avatar

Especially since SNAP can be used to buy vegetable starts or seeds, I believe.

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Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

Does it? That’s exceptional abuse of power then, to tell them that they can have their seeds and starters but not their equipment. Gotta use tin cups as shovels I guess. The fuck.

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