You guys, the Iranian government is still super mad about Salman Rushdie bad-mouthing the Prophet Muhammed, 25 years ago! But since Ayatollah Khomeini's death sentence against him continues to not be carried out, what can they do to get the kids interested in violent intimidation of literary blasphemy? Hmm, the kids love the video games, right? The thing you hook up to the TV and use to make the Crusader/Zionist plumbers jump on top of turtles or whatever? What if we turned this whole Salman Rushdie business into one of these video games, and gave it an awesome name like ... "The Stressful Life of Salman Rushdie and Implementation of his Verdict"? That is an amazing title, but we're afraid that it contains the making of what might be the
Waste Rushdie and you get to rip a piece of flesh out of the Ayatollah's body on his way to the graveyard!
this is really funny.
also, probably visit by special forces.
<i>Surveyors Marks III: Supreme Edition</i>
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