Oh no, WikiLeaks has released 400,000 pages from the US Army's Secret Iraqi Death And Torture Scrapbook! Julian Assange is un-American for putting these documents on his website -- mostly because Julian Assange is Australian. Anyway, how does the average, Joe Six Pack Iraqi feel about this historic leak, which shows that Iraqi civilians are routinely tortured/slaughtered by Coalition Forces? "The documents, which were released too late to be in Saturday newspapers in Iraq, attracted less attention than expected among ordinary Iraqis, with many of them saying they're unsurprised by any accounts of abuse by either Americans or Iraqis." Meanwhile, in These United States:
Hey it was hard to find a company that still made stuff in America. His choice was toilet paper, prophylactics, Beano, truck nutz and whoopee cushions. Rumor has it the whoopee cushion factory is moving to China soon.
It slays me...why do supervillains always have the buildings with the glass roofs? That's like saying, "Special ops assault teams, please repel down through my ceiling?"
400,000 documents. America's reaction? "TL:DR."
You watched Mystery! last night, didn't you?
Hey it was hard to find a company that still made stuff in America. His choice was toilet paper, prophylactics, Beano, truck nutz and whoopee cushions. Rumor has it the whoopee cushion factory is moving to China soon.
It slays me...why do supervillains always have the buildings with the glass roofs? That's like saying, "Special ops assault teams, please repel down through my ceiling?"