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bobbert's avatar

I bow in admiration to your brilliant sentence.

As it happens, I like hops, so Heiny is finey with me, but Guiness head is dead.

Also, the two press releases serve as a quick review of why there are no Dutch epic poems.

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Occasionally, the Invisible Hand slips us a little surprise.

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With all due respect to their politics, Guiness is awful beer.

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I'm not sure that last one is a fact, but I'm happy to second it.

"Fuck you", he explained.

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And, as I mentioned above, their announcement encapsulates why there are no Dutch epic poems. (I am lucky enough to have several Dutch friends. They are bullshit-free).

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How are you on laminate?

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Please, beer is so... <i>working class</i>.

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The <i>real</i> racists are the ones pointing out that Henry Ford was a flaming racist.

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Dessert Topping, or GTFO!

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What kind of gin goes with beer any ways?

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Bah. From a homosseican mic, they're just pissed Danny Boy's mine and not theirs.

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Big Gay wants America to drink white wine.

malsperanza's avatar

And the rest of us. NYC St Patrick's Day parade is traditionally a time for Italian boys from Long Island to come into the city, get shitfaced, and vomit green beer into the gutters of 5th Avenue.