That's ... that's not it In an exciting plot twist, to which we give a very enthusiastic three thumbs up, Republicans want to peek at Donald Trump's tax returns. And Mitt Romney -- MITT ROMNEY!!! -- started it! Now all the Republicans want a look, and not just of the picture
You have to give him credit for knowing his audience. Evangelicals love that Christian persecution bullshit. It doesn't matter that it makes no sense; they think they're being persecuted by Starbucks cups. None of it makes sense. They will rally round him if he's claiming to be persecuted because of his Christianity, because it validates their stupid persecution fantasies.
What is *really* terrifying is how spotless a job the government has done of burying EVERY SINGLE SHRED of evidence that would show Trump was "a strong Christian" before it came up in his campaign. Damn you secret Muslim usurper Obama!
I don't think Bloomberg actually wants to run. Running would distract from all the quality time he spends swimming in his money vault. And then he runs the risk of winning. Can you imagine what kind of pinch that would put on his money time?
Bernie Madoff?
Can the IRS release his returns?
The rich folks in my office are pulling hard for Bloomberg.
But I need to hope that the number of actual voters who hear his dogwhistle is a fairly small number. Please.
Two Corinthians and an alligator walk into a bar...
Yes!
I"ll have Dr. Frito put me in a twilight sleep until the pendulum swings back.
You have to give him credit for knowing his audience. Evangelicals love that Christian persecution bullshit. It doesn't matter that it makes no sense; they think they're being persecuted by Starbucks cups. None of it makes sense. They will rally round him if he's claiming to be persecuted because of his Christianity, because it validates their stupid persecution fantasies.
What is *really* terrifying is how spotless a job the government has done of burying EVERY SINGLE SHRED of evidence that would show Trump was "a strong Christian" before it came up in his campaign. Damn you secret Muslim usurper Obama!
I have no doubt Trump has long been trying to figure out how to make his casinos tax-exempt...
Raided his stash, maybe?
No sweat. Been there, done that.
Needs moar second amendment...
Thurston Howell III?
Actually, both of them, if you think about it.
I don't think Bloomberg actually wants to run. Running would distract from all the quality time he spends swimming in his money vault. And then he runs the risk of winning. Can you imagine what kind of pinch that would put on his money time?