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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

In the dark. My dad loved that one.

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I chose my dentist because he's a hobo.

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...and eagles, and sharks.

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Comms office? Can't Bill Shine polish that turd? And by turd, I mean the president.

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Time to break out the VHS.

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I never understood why it's called the "cloud." What's more temporary, unpredictable and imprecise than a cloud?

Zombishroom's avatar

Of course! The only ones whose political discourse is important! My bad.

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Is he a cocker spaniel?

Dianna Deem's avatar

Assume that it is rich fuckwads.

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Yes, it's political discourse, which he's all for. I say we drown him in political discourse.

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Oh, political discourse! THAT'S what Dana Loesch is doing there. She's not a failed actress who's a desperate attention whore. It's discourse. Got it.

JohnC44's avatar

Happens to the best of us...

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But he is a semi-functional talking amphibious reptile, so there's that.