22 Comments

I was dreading this. Just when they seemed to be nearing the end of their political shelf life, the fucking IRS goes and gives them new energy.

Stale, chik-fila fueled energy.

Expand full comment

Wonkville is accessible here <a href="http://wonkette.pressflex.n..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://wonkette.pressflex.net/?tab=newest">http://wonkette.pressflex.n...

Expand full comment

Please remove the brackets from the link.

Expand full comment

He's just reading some crazy shit that the rest of us don't. Whether that amounts to "knowing" stuff is a semantic question.

Expand full comment

I went to college. Then gays went to college. Now I know what happened! I bet the sneaky bastards even exhale CO2.

Expand full comment

What's sad is someone looking to Wonkette posts for information.

Expand full comment

I standardize everything twice!!!

Expand full comment

Dumb bastards think having double standards means they have twice as much...

Expand full comment

You laugh now.

But will you be laughing when you are looking over a bloody battlefield littered with the bodies of young men who have been flattened and mutilated by countless soft-tread tires?

Expand full comment

the problem is,many of these goobers are unaware that the last one ever ended

Expand full comment

And your computer still has memory? I kid, I kid. I was a firefox guy until it started leaking so much memory my PC was having flashbacks. Well, that and when it started getting beat by IE in js render times.

Expand full comment

you can have my add-ons when you pry them from my cold,dead browser

Expand full comment

I hate word problems

Expand full comment

IT'S A TRAP!

Expand full comment

It'll be good to have Ken Burns back again.

Expand full comment

Do you have a cute, Chaplin-style mustache?

Expand full comment