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RickK's avatar

Zach is our rescue lizard. He also serves as a therapy animal when my baby girl gets anxiety.

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Sophia Bright's avatar

'The more you tighten your grip, (insert favorite despot name here), the more star systems will slip through your fingers.'

Truer words never spoken. They will never learn, will they?

I guess they never heard of this little innovation called the INTERNET.

So yeah. Let's see how this one flies*....

*Dunghill reference intentional.

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Amy!'s avatar

EU and post-Brexit Britain are currently in negotiations on what sort of deal they're going to have for trade (Britain expects to be treated like a member, but to not have to take any dirty immigrants or conform to any nasty EU laws covering pretty much anything). Now Greece has gotten the EU to agree that one of the things that will happen before serious talks start is that stolen goods have to be returned to the rightful owners.

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gammarae's avatar

would a plain but aggravated-looking old lady work, if you can't find what you're looking for?

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gammarae's avatar

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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gammarae's avatar

ew

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Zap's avatar

That’s cool he’s a cutie.

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Karen Marie's avatar

There is no return to "sanity," however you define it. That ship sailed long ago. Pinpointing the exact date is a bit of a trick, but I'd put it somewhere around 1964.

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BobJo's avatar

Posted this elsewhere, but yeah, it fits here too-

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kjsd's avatar

Enthusiastic "Yup."

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(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

*golf clap*. Thanks for the 'splainer.

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PonySoldier's avatar

You've heard of the Epstein-Barr virus?

Part of the herpes family. Highly communicable. About 200,000 cancer cases per year are thought to be attributable to EBV.

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Mark's avatar

If we get the opportunity for reform, I propose the following: The Justice Dept was created by Congress and therefor can be dissolved by Congress. Well, perhaps not dissolved, but should be MOVED. To the Judiciary Branch including all it's law enforcement subsidiaries. The President would still nominate the AG, but the dept would be separated from the Administration. I don't see anything in the Constitution that would prohibit this as Article 2, Clause 2 says "Congress may by Law vest the Appointment of such inferior Officers, as they think proper, in the President alone, in the Courts of Law, or in the Heads of Departments".

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Blue Man's avatar

I think Sessions was just too far out of his depth to really be a threat to the Justice Dept. Plus he must've feared actual retribution over how he helped Chump with Russia...

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Petunia Cat's avatar

Cancer? It’s mononucleosis. The kissing disease. A Barr asskissing joke would be appropriate here.

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Petunia Cat's avatar

😂😂🤣

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