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fuflans's avatar

i wouldn't watch six minutes of bill o'reilly if he was converting to islam.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

How will you ever sell a New War™ Now with MORE IRAN® if you don't capitalize on every single terrorist attack?? I bet that fuckin' Obama probably even reads all his PDB's.

Biggest. Failure. Ever.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I am very sorry sir, there are no more rat dicks. However, may I suggest you try the gravy-smothered goat anus?

Joshua Norton's avatar

Does the entire Fox Noise team arrive at work every morning in the same tiny car?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Terrorists want to terrorize by making us feel terror. Calling something "terrorism" helps them do that. Thank Bill. Your check for al Queda is in the mail.

jqheywood's avatar

It would be irresponsible not to speculate....

jqheywood's avatar

In this media and political environment, salted rat dicks are always a wise investment. If you need to diversify, consider also purchasing the lightly-salted variety for giving to assholes with hypertension. Because we care....