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i wouldn't watch six minutes of bill o'reilly if he was converting to islam.

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How will you ever sell a New War™ Now with MORE IRAN® if you don't capitalize on every single terrorist attack?? I bet that fuckin' Obama probably even reads all his PDB's.

Biggest. Failure. Ever.

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I am very sorry sir, there are no more rat dicks. However, may I suggest you try the gravy-smothered goat anus?

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The muslins did it, trying to false-flag it as a teabomber act.

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Does the entire Fox Noise team arrive at work every morning in the same tiny car?

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Terrorists want to terrorize by making us feel terror. Calling something "terrorism" helps them do that. Thank Bill. Your check for al Queda is in the mail.

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It would be irresponsible not to speculate....

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In this media and political environment, salted rat dicks are always a wise investment. If you need to diversify, consider also purchasing the lightly-salted variety for giving to assholes with hypertension. Because we care....

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