Bye, iSnarly! My, what a difference a day makes! Just yesterday, we were sure that when Darrell Issa said he wouldn't seek reelection to his congressional seat in California's 49th district (that's a lot of districts!), he meant he was retiring from Congress to go steal cars and do arson in the private sector, because he's finally alienated even the fairly conservative people of San Diego. Hillary Clinton won the district in 2016, and Issa barely squeaked out a 1,600 vote win against Democrat and Marine Colonel Doug Applegate. So it seemed reasonable that Issa might be ready to hang up his spurs and his Scripto Aim-n-Flame BBQ lighter.