Is Dick Cheney Divine, About Torture?

Major discovery in the 2004 CIA inspector general's report on torture for which ABC News gets sole credit, MUST GIVE THE CREDITS TO ABC NEWS: Dick Cheney is secretlyJesus. This is why he wears the Golden Jesus Halo Crown of the CIA! Also: That second story? It's Dick Cheney. And we'll take our $25,000 "Ensign Style," in three separate checks, to avoid declaring it as income. [ABC News ]