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Kristine Elkins's avatar

It’s just too good to be true. That fucker Is going to live forever.

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Bob Richards's avatar

The Trump coin likely will be the most overstruck $1 coin in U.S. history. Just like the penny press machines you see at tourist traps to make souvenirs.

Overstriking doesn’t diminish any precious metal content, and as long as the overstrike imprint doesn’t pretend to increase the coin’s value, there’s no fraudulent intent to run afoul of counterfeiting laws.

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Steven McCrary's avatar

I hate to bust everyone’s champagne bubble, but if the old rump dies, there’ll be a new rump just like him to take his place.

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Rad's avatar

Oooooo! Keith Olbermann is ALL OVER this story this morning!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaGRm8ouQQg

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John Santos's avatar

"Bring out your dead!"

"I'm not dead yet."

THUD

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larry gassan's avatar

This piece was genius.

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Ryp's avatar

My theory is that Stephen Miller is a vampire and Trump is his thrall. Because Trumps neck looks too much like an ancient vagina, Miller drinks blood from Trump’s hand. Sometimes it leaves Trump overly tired for a few days and he has to rest up.

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dzymzlzy's avatar

I remember a time in the not-so-distant past when I didn’t spend my days gleefully reading stories about someone’s hoped-for death. I hate what these people have turned ME into.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

He may be dead. Too bad for him.

But where are those Epstein Files???

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AIB's avatar

AI is telling me he spoke to the press today. Still, this is just over a month after his last disappearance, so the monthly treatment theory tracks.

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Fifth Dentist's avatar

A few days ago I watched part of a video that posited that when we die in one place we, like, appear in some other dimension/universe?

Like it was quantum physics and an actual hypothesis? Or something?

All I've got to say is, I fell sorry for the people wherever PAB winds up. But my empahy will be tempered by celebration for his departure from this one.

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DSLinDC 🏳️‍🌈's avatar

I hope someone alerts Jake Tapper to this very old, decrepit President.

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AIB's avatar

My recommendation is that there be no public celebrating. We can damn with faint praise or praise with faint damns but no gloating. Let us not give the right grounds to say we are as mean-spirited as they are. I will, however, pray for God in his wisdom to mete out the justice he deserves. Whatever that me be.

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Fifth Dentist's avatar

I hope he actually does get to see Muslims dancing in the streets.

Of course, he'll have to look up from his new home down below to see this.

I hope he enjoys his time with Kissinger, Nixon, Sadam, Adolf, Stalin and Pol Pot, among others. But I bet they get pissed at him for cheating at golf.

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Jacqueline Klein's avatar

As maga world goes on and on about “What about Biden?” Their predictable go to when they have no defense for Trump is “what about”.

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Amanda Jaye's avatar

It just can't happen soon enough.

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Ian Douglas Rushlau's avatar

As my bubbe would say, 'From your lips to...'

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