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Jeffrey J Taddei's avatar

Educating children Gregg, even in Texas, is to remind them we live in a free, democratic and integrated society. FREE of religious bigotry and racial, xenophobic bias. I think these kids have learned some valuable lessons and the schools are getting their money’s worth.

Joel L's avatar

"We don't want the public to take justice into their own hands"

yeah well, that's something they have to say, but when you attack kids, all bets are off.

hvdv's avatar

For the artists among you, this seems like a cool idea. https://comixaction.com/comics4liam/

DemoCat's avatar

As usual, the kids are alright.

DemoCat's avatar

Texas, I weep for you. At least Texas has brave teenagers fed up with this shit despite whatever American Patriot Revisionist classes they are being forced to sit through. With such poignant topics as: “Slavery never happened, it was made up by liberals who want to make white Americans look bad. If any slavery did occur, it was a mutual arms-length agreement between black and white people designed to foster harmony, and which benefited everyone.” And “Donald Trump was sent by God to bless and protect us all. That’s why he’s gifted so many beautiful gold things and sits upon a golden throne. He has survived many cruel attacks because he is immortal. Men and women love him, and he loves beautiful women, and many of them are on the younger side.”

RNDM31's avatar

I still can't get over the fact that the guy is deadass named "Chad".

Are these people required to take a blood oath to be painfully stereotypical or is it a talent?

Dina's avatar

Even better, from Kyle.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

My neck

My back

ICE can't lick

My booty crack

Poetry. Pure. Fucking. Poetry.

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

GoFundMe to buy him a new truck in 3…2…1…

Doug's avatar

Shame, nuthin'. Those Onion headlines are timeless. In fact, here's one that, while addressed to an individual, can easily be extrapolated to every single last goat-fucking Nazi in this administration and across MAGA generally: "There's No Way I'm Saving That Guy," by Jesus Christ. https://theonion.com/theres-no-way-im-saving-that-guy-1819584295/

teri Gray's avatar

This reminds me of the Kent State Massacre protests. Here in Delaware, students shut down the campus. However, a few months before, a student had plastered the campus with handwritten “Go Naked Week May 1-7” signs. So the hippies kept their clothes on and protested while the fraternities bet each other kegs and built nude human pyramids in front of the admin building. The upshot was a downstate legislator demanding that State funding be cut off to UD, due to the “naked hippies protesting the war.”

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. I would say TX Republicans are the worst, but places like MO and FL give them a run for the money.

Dialectic.Detective's avatar

So basically they want a cop with a gun standing between the students and any attempt at free speech.

Jessica's avatar

Please tell me there's a town called Pest just over the way from Buda

beb's avatar

The New Republic had a story just today about a lawsuit before the State Supreme Court regarding the limits to Parental Rights. The defendants are arguing that beating their children or making them kneels for hours on race kernels is protect parental rights behavior and something to call Child Protective Services about.

Thomas B.'s avatar

That video of the MAGAt getting his ass whooped was just glorious. I was just sad they stopped. I wanted to see a little more damage to his sorry ass. Nothing permanent, but enough to leave a scar and a deeper sense of humiliation.

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Honestly, truck dude was lucky to walk away from that. Easily could have had the shit literally kicked out of him. Who is so stupid to wade INTO a protest full of high school students and picking on one of them? 2 aces short of a full deck that guy.