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hvdv's avatar

"[...] turns out they are mostly killing each other [...]"

And 3 out of the 4 links are wives killing husbands and the 4th one's headline mentions a boyfriend so looks like some in SA may have a different kind of problem.

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Sam Crish's avatar

It’s times like these I miss Hunter S. Thompson the most.

Though I feel Wonkette channels him.

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Megan Macomber's avatar

Apartheid was the target of my first mass protest experience, in college. Once I'd singlehandedly defeated that hateful regime, I never expected to have to confront it AGAIN--let alone here.

At least it's finally spring. As the Beach Boys sang, "Student Demonstration Time"! And time for the rest of us to get out there and fight those old battles. AGAIN.

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

It just keeps getting better and better. If shit rolling down hill is better.

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el duderino's avatar

This dude is in for a shock when he discovers the white folks are no longer in charge

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. SA might not let Bozo Bozell III enter the country.

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Angryoldman's avatar

The South Africans can reject him, but I think the best thing would be for them to embrace him, welcome him with (very Black) open arms, bombard the embassy with delegations of (very Black) business people and cultural types, invite him to every single (very Black) public event they can think of, and drown him in a sea of (very Black) unrelievedly fake hospitality.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

I don't think it's fair to Black South Africans to force them to spend time around this racist fuckwad.

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Flashman's avatar

Nah. He'll just insult them and consort with the local neo-Nazis, like Vance and that tool who was Ambassador to Germany in TFG 1.0.

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

Marco? Rubio?

Doesn't sound white...

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Is South Africa one of those countries where they let POC hold positions of influence that would require B-III to treat them like real people?

That hardly seems like a vacation in the country for the likes of Bozell.

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"M"'s avatar

Now I can't unsee it

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John Thorstensen's avatar

I just spent a month in South Africa. It is about the most complicated country in the world -- white people still have a big chunk of the wealth and the privilege that comes with that -- but there is a lot of reason for hope. The University of Cape Town was running freshman orientation while I was there, and something like 80 per cent of the first-years were Black. I was hanging around with white academics, mostly, but I didn't hear even a whisper of racist sentiment -- people want their country to make it through this.

And the country -- the Western Cape is unlike anywhere I've ever seen. Cape Town has a gigantic, uninhabitable mountain (Table Mountain and Devil's peak) smack-dab in the middle of it. It's just stunning.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Weird in a way because all the Boers are inherently illegal immigrants.

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

I most certainly DO know who he is. I can also picture the short-fingered vulgarian musing....now who's the worst person I could send to South Africa to get revenge for them sending me that guy I had to throw out? I know! Bozell!!

But, South Africa doesn't have to take him, and I hope they refuse.

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

While you raise many a fine point, Wonkette, you missed the most important point.

Mr. Bozell is white

And as such is highly qualified for any position in the White House of the proven rapist, hater of our troops, cops and Constitution Ol' Man Trump.

I mean, why are you libs so upset with using merit to hire people?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Wait. He's white? We could be needing a new SecDef real soon. That requires a white man.

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Flashman's avatar

But does he have face tats?

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SethTriggs's avatar

That is why we call him President Klan Robe! Apartheid is garbage and so are its proponents. Bunch of phrenology-addicted mediocrities.

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

I thought he had his grim reaper immunity revoked.

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