Is It Okay To Call Someone 'Colored' If That Person Is Charlie Crist?

Here's the best clip we could find of Charlie Crist announcing his departure from the Republican party this afternoon. Our chief criterion in judging these clips was, "Which one makes him look the most colored?" This contribution from YouTube user "nancynipple" easily wins; her television shows the heroic governor sporting something of a deep rouge paste with a twist of orange, depending on the light, but not really even depending on the light. Why would anyone vote for this monster? [ YouTube ]