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" and take in a few Mariners games" - That's cruel and unusual punishment!

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" and at least he looks more(allegedly) has a peen like me!

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Hey, Geraldo - you missed some zeros and decimal points on those percentages. I think you meant from 30% to 60% chance of impeachment....

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Which show is that? I'd think their best bet would be in a bikini with GUNZ!!!, which their idiots would adore....

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Bigly

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all's I can say is if he pisses off the right people (any reptuglicant) he deserves to sit the fuck down and crack a beer or few with me!

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I'm not a lawyer, nor am I particularly SMARRT, so my opinion is probably worth less than two craps, but it appears to me that the Comey memos were simply a notation of his own recollections. In other words, the memos he released were unclassified documentation of the same testimony he was able to give in a public forum.

I can't for the life of me see how he can "leak" information that he could speak about to virtually anyone, anywhere. The real significance of the memos is in the timing, since they predate his firing and look really bad for Trump.

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Easy, when you can't even pass a fourth-grade civics test.

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$5F is great at lawsplaining, although I'm not the perfect example of a layman, having spent much of my working life as a legal secretary and a legal proofreader. Just take my word for it.

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And the rest of us not only smell it, but worry that we'll be forced to wallow in it with them. Yecchhhh. Ewww. I don't know if we'll ever be able to get over our disgust.

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This may sound like moving the goalposts, not its not. I was only talking about the more common cake vice pie match-up.

For my money, tiramisu beats them all hands down.

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Warren "Gangsta" Harding, previous holder of the Least Qualified President award.

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I figured it was a joke even if I didn't get the reference. I was going for a deadpan reply. Apparently I overshot my mark.

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any guesses how many tax ducats will be wasted trying to find something to charge comey with?

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THAT would be so delish, I hope Netflix does a mini-series on it.

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