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Vjcush's avatar

Hell NO!!

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Marycat2021's avatar

Typical day in Trumpistan. Fucked up investigations by fucked up people. Infighting. Blaming. Lying.

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

This is like a really bad movie, except it's our lives.

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

I was glad to see, a few months ago, we are back to my belove cake wars.

Now it's the flag wars! 'Full mast', half mast, it's OVERTLY POLITICAL YO!

Even in gay Gay GAY West Hollywood

https://youtu.be/rtTZg_vI3Ak?si=QexpSokbXDMN7X4O

Charlie would want this. He hated gay folks and say we should be stoned (killed, not high).

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Wayne G-A's avatar

He can see around corners

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

That's Ken Paxton

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Megan Macomber's avatar

Unless they're Democrat casualties. In which case they are, by definition, low-profile. And certainly not worth a visit from the Sniffin' and Self-Promotin' Director (All hail!) of the FB and I.

And barely worth our "thoughts." Certainly not our "prayers."

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Jeanie's avatar

Watching Kash on the stand now. Snarky little fuker.

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simpledinosaur's avatar

Yes, yes, that's right, Kash is just TOO good at this FBI stuff. He should resign so as not to discourage potential directors of lesser ability. Uh-huh.

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Priceofcivilization's avatar

I'm a little surprised the RWNJ crowd didn't long ago say you can just look at this guy and tell he ain't right. That's how they usually work. For a short while he was a rare example of a person of color who was allowed in the club because of what he said and not how he looked.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"Utah governor says the motive in Kirk shooting is not yet certain but the suspect was on the left"

This idiot is still trying to sell that shit? SMDH.

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Uncle Betamax's avatar

Keep lying, lying lying. When the lie breaks down, switch to another. Later on, switch back.

As long as there are no personal consequences for this, they will keep doing it.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Still trying to make fetch happen.

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kmblue187's avatar

Kash should keep his eyes shut (see screen grab.)

It would mask his actual point of view.

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tek's avatar

if he had any brains, he'd keep his mouth shut too.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

if he had any brains, he'd go back to YouTube influencer scams. Much easier money.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

𝘚𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 2015, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘵 𝘎𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘉𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘮 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘗𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘎𝘦𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘸- 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦-𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘈𝘭𝘭. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘢𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘈𝘶𝘨𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘮 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥.

𝗦𝗼𝗹𝗮𝗿 𝗽𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿 𝗱𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗶𝘁'𝘀 𝘀𝗵𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗰𝘂𝘁 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗶𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀

https://www.greenwichtime.com/business/article/solar-power-posigen-closes-ct-offices-21049327.php

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

SMDH, they are destroying anything helpful.

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Jen's Yaed Apple's avatar

Oh look. More job losses

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

My example of how stupid this administration is: the AI boyz need electricity to run their shit, but other people are killing OFF working energy sources. Solar can be brought online fast ... unlike pretty much any other source.

The whole place completely fucked.

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Tommy Mo's avatar

My examples of how stupid this administration is: ……how much time ya got?

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Uncle Betamax's avatar

Competing idiots pulling and pushing.

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Jen's Yaed Apple's avatar

That is not stupidity. The idea is for the tech companies to hoover up all the electricity so people DEMAND more drilling and oil and gas and shit.

This is per arrangement

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

And now for something completely different

The man was allegedly hitting cars with a ukulele, breaking the windshield of at least one parked vehicle and chasing a moving one. He eventually dropped the instrument after damaging several vehicles. Police said he was believed to be "highly intoxicated."

Officers knew who witnesses were describing and found him lying on the ground in the 1700 block of Massachusetts Street.

He was taken into custody.

www.kmbc.com/article/lawrence-man-arrested-ukulele-vandalism-on-cars/66104207

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Tommy Mo's avatar

Perfect pitch: You toss your accordion in the dumpster and it lands on your ukulele

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Mr Beeep's avatar

He was trying to destroy evidence. Rickroll by ukelele is serious crime in most states.

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Nancy Naive's avatar

Uh oh, terrorism charge. A ukulele is an instrument of mass revulsion.

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

That's the first I've heard of a ukulele being used to break a car window. I would not have thought they had the requisite "heft".

I once had a ukulele and stupidly left it visible in the back seat of my parked car, which resulted in someone breaking into the car. Now I have two ukuleles.

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justifiable's avatar

😂😂😂

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Tommy Mo's avatar

No more calls! We have a winner!!!!!

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

LOL

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JCfromNC's avatar

Could be worse. You could play bagpipes. Someone might have set fire to your car over that.

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Uncle Betamax's avatar

Only if they wanted a damn good kicking.

Bagpipes played properly are a balm to the soul.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Well, I didn’t say I’d burn your car up over them. I like bagpipes, I’m a quarter Scots.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I will break a uke over the head of the next person to play somewhere over the rainbow on one.

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tek's avatar

Tiptoe Through the Car Park!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcSlcNfThUA

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I learned to play "Creep" within hours of picking one up, it made me feel like I was so fucking special.

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Uncle Betamax's avatar

George Formby- "Oh, when I'm feeling emo!"

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The Wanderer's avatar

LOL

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tek's avatar

Quick Draw!

Sort of.

https://tinyurl.com/ydybdrva

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PrimerGray's avatar

Lawrence, KS....

Must be a survivor of the Day After.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

The scourge of musical instrument vandalism in general, ukulele related violence in particular...

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The Wanderer's avatar

It's all sax and violins.

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PrimerGray's avatar

David Byrne libelz.

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Tecolote's avatar

You have to appreciate the build quality of that uke.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

One sturdy instrument

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Agreed! Breaking a windshield?! That's some power.

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The Wanderer's avatar

LMAO

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Opposite of Oligarch's avatar

So, what did all the vile narcissists currently ruining pretty much everything everywhere do before the internet, in order to get their attention and fix?

I mean, not like Kirstie Alley, or other people who always existed and would do anything on any television series no matter how debasing: I mean the seeming millions of influencers, podcasters, pundits, alleged personalities. The Candace Owens, the Bill Mahers, the Nancy Maces, the Charlie Kirks, the countless people who aspire to be Candace or Bill or any of the rest and who have not been made part of Trump’s cabinet yet.

Did they all avoid acting out their worst qualities because there was no easily accessible audience pre-internet? If Instagram had felt more fulfilling, would they have been satisfied with just posting pictures of their meals and their flash-lit puckered lips? What happened to trigger them all simultaneously? Will it last, is it a permanent affliction that we just have to live with now?

Is it my fault? If I apologize, will they all be quiet and learn to crochet quietly or something? I want it to stop now.

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

Middle school principals. Baptist preachers. Their ponds were small, but the fish were very big.

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Jen's Yaed Apple's avatar

They all sat around whining how they were not given the job that they deserved to have

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Martin Shobe's avatar

They had to deal with the fact that they only had a local reach, often only themselves. Probably not just a single way of dealing with it.

They were always going to be triggered by something, but Obama, and nominating women were the ones that actually happened.

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JCfromNC's avatar

They sat in dank basements with mimeograph machines and a mailing list, and mailed their barely-legible newsletters to like-minded weirdos.

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Opposite of Oligarch's avatar

Mimeographs smelled good.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

"What happened to trigger them all simultaneously?"

Obama.

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Opposite of Oligarch's avatar

But what about the zillions of non-political ones? All the dopes with ring lights gesturing identically as they opine about EVERYTHING? The people who open packaging for a living, or need to be watched watching movies?

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Social media gave them an audience.

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Opposite of Oligarch's avatar

So it’s never going to end? This is it now, everyone has the same hairstyle and stares at a camera and smacks their lips at the satisfaction being looked at gets them?

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Never going to end. I quir social media to get away from it.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

It will end when the audiences move on to other things/people. Very, very few of these randos last ... think about how many try, and how many Kirk level influencers there are.

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Opposite of Oligarch's avatar

I suppose. There aren’t nearly as many well known televangelists as there used to be.

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Bobathonic's avatar

Don't fret, they'll be gone soon. Replaced by AI.

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Opposite of Oligarch's avatar

Ehh, I fret between 5:30 am and 6:00 am. I got five minutes of fretting left, unfortunately.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Yes. His election pulled the scab off, and all the pus started to flow.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

A 🌮🌮🌮 Reminder:

𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗽𝗲𝗱𝗮𝗹𝘀 𝗮𝘀 𝗛𝘆𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗶 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝗲𝗻𝗿𝗮𝗴𝗲𝘀 𝗦𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗞𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗮

Nice plans for US manufacturing you had there, shame if something was to happen to them

https://www.theregister.com/2025/09/16/us_hyundai_immigration/

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Mr Beeep's avatar

Pedaling disturbs the cankles though.

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tek's avatar

hahahahahahaha as if he's capable of 'calming' anything..

𝑂𝑛 𝑆𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑎𝑦, 𝑃𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑚𝑝 𝑡𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑠𝑜𝑐𝑖𝑎𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑎 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑙 𝑡𝑜 𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑚 𝑎 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑖𝑝𝑙𝑜𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑐 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑚 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝐴𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑎'𝑠 𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑠, 𝑆𝑜𝑢𝑡ℎ 𝐾𝑜𝑟𝑒𝑎.

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Apparently crickets from Ace Diplomat Lil' Marco.

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Jen's Yaed Apple's avatar

Gee, the press, if he was looking to calm a growing diplomatic storm, why the fuck is he doing it on fucking social media?

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The Wanderer's avatar

He's too busy fellating Bibi.

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Opposite of Oligarch's avatar

See, this is what happens when you ban Mrs. Hegseth from attending the War meetings.

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Jen's Yaed Apple's avatar

TACO tuesday!

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

It's becoming TACO TODAY!

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Jen's Yaed Apple's avatar

these are not the TACO trucks we were promised

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

𝗗𝗲𝗺𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀, 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗽 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗼𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗴𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗽𝗽

Secretive app + unreliable tech + Trump administration policies = ANGRY LETTER

https://www.theregister.com/2025/09/15/cbp_has_deployed_billions_in/

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The Wanderer's avatar

Hopefully he has a half-dozen husky lads behind him to keep him from falling over like a backstranded turtle, what with all the backpedaling he's done.

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Bobathonic's avatar

Upper Tier Baby Huey Slap Fight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-cxhyAJ30Q

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Somehow I can't imagine women saying "That Motosan sure is a dreamboat!"

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I think the sumo wrestlers are all spicy meatballs! Come sit by me, you fluffy fellows.

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JCfromNC's avatar

All of that extra weight

All of that extra muscle to play with

Gives me another reason to stay

With the fat boys, fat boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dT5pBN9YmI

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The Wanderer's avatar

Heat in the winter, shade in the summer.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Thank you, boys!

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The Wanderer's avatar

SLAP FIGHT!

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