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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

They’re in Russian Cyrillic characters

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Well, for once, Rude G’s not wrong, but the partners like to keep quiet about that kind of stuff

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Hope it’s not chiseled in stone in nuclear mutant critter hieroglyphics

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Trump only issues threats by the signature “Tweet-Pant-Hoot”’mode. Sometimes he’ll inflate his neck sac for additional threat display

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Like “My Cousin Vinnie?”

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

I buy the 1.75L of Bullet at Costco myself

Because thirsty

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phoenix00's avatar

Did you hold down the shift key for all that? Impressive!

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phoenix00's avatar

You mean the one that Marry/Fuck/Killed Cleopatra?

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Asta's avatar

Omg, he pulled a "New phone, who dis." In a federal case. Let that sink in.

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Asta's avatar

Sigh. And I had *forgotten* all about Oily Taintz, Esquire, D.D.S.Thanks.

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Bo Mathis's avatar

Avenatti for Pres!

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Bo Mathis's avatar

Avenatti is simply conducting the most brilliant pre-case investigation of modern times by setting traps for Cheeto & his Thugs to step in (and every trap has been tripped). More importantly, he has used the media to turn the entire nation into his investigative team. That's how he's getting his info. You don't think a Cheeto-hater at FINCEN anonymously sent Avenatti copies of the SARs? The man is brilliant, not to mention sharp as hell on his feet. There's a reason Cheeto has never mentioned Avenatti'' name, he's scared "shirtless" of him.

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BadExampleMan's avatar

And...WHAT ABOUT NAOMI????

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Weird Fishes's avatar

The firm of Dumb, Dumber, and Wow-Really.

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