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All of them, Katie.

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I have a bi-weekly division meeting where I may have an opportunity to bust it out. Fingers crossed.

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She had a headache.

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Shoulda been done years ago.

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It's interesting how many of the already scary/creepy folks don't really look much different, but the normally non-scary/creepy people are made absolutely demonic.

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I would be even happier if she didn't show up to the inauguration.

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Indeed, I do.

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Given the way Michele gobbles up a corndog, I think it's the other way around: It's Marcus/Mary doing a <i>fabulous</i> impersonation of Michele/Michael.

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Every time she tells a lie a billionaire loses one tax subsidy. That should keep her honest.

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Strange thing do do, considering that she's pretty damned unattractive when her roots are showing.

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Hey, that's Satan Libel, dammit!

And she didn't pay me any tribute ... the dumb bitch bought those concert tickets from Telecharge (even though they charge twice the "service fee" that I do!)

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Yeah, I don't know why everyone's assuming she meant her <i>human</i> family.

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The word "fabulous" comes to mind.

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“Family Reunion” is Michele-speak for "I had a headache."

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Curse you for that horrible image!

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Depends on where you work.

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