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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

From Joyzee and said TP'ers are crazy after they complained he appointed a musln to Joyzee's Supreme Court, which is like a regular state's traffic court.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Mitt Romney is so rich, he makes butter look like margarine. Michele Bachmann is so crazy, she makes Crazy Eddie look like Sane Eddie. Herman Cain is so black, he makes the other Repubican candidates look white. Rick Perry's neck is so red, it makes China look capitalist. Ron Paul is so curmudgeonly, he makes Rush Limbaugh look hip. Newt Gingrich is so unfaithful, he makes Tiger Woods look like a Pussy Woods.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Is that why Off-the-Mark Levin calls him "Christie Kreme?"

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I guess I'll have to do the same. Except I can do it while looking in the mirror. It's a big mirror, OK?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I'm twice the man you are deelzebub. And what is this "treadmill" you speak of?

Spurning Beer's avatar

Ooh, a multinational coalition of the delicious! The signature injury of this conflict will be fat-rash.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Yes, they do. But those single-wides get to be very snug-fitting, kinda like the tube-tops and stretch pants featured in "People of Walmart."

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Just beware of the Roadside Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

He was so fat that all the other fat governors orbited him.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

a fat pre-adolescent girl.

PubOption's avatar

The teabaggers might like politicians around them who are fat. They can see that Obama has a lean and hungry look (which they attribute to Michelle's organic vegetables), they could be afraid that he thinks too much, and are certain that he is dangerous.

Now I need to work out who will be stabbed in the back, and by whom.

Spurning Beer's avatar

He's Adipose Rex, dude.

Spurning Beer's avatar

I want to know Governor Christie's positions on: 1. Small government 2. Pork-barrel politics 3. Free government cheese