Republicans are alargebunch, if you get what we mean. When Teabaggers sit around the house, theyliterallysit around the 3,800-square-foot foreclosed tract house, in Florida. The latest advances in physics are repeatedly tested by the makers of Hoverounds and Rascals, as the wee scooters are expected to carry ever heavier loads. So there hasn't been a lot of political speculation regarding the Jabba the Hutt-esque physique of New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. After all, if two-thirds of Americans are already overweight or obese, then it would seem Christie has a
From Joyzee and said TP'ers are crazy after they complained he appointed a musln to Joyzee's Supreme Court, which is like a regular state's traffic court.
Mitt Romney is so rich, he makes butter look like margarine. Michele Bachmann is so crazy, she makes Crazy Eddie look like Sane Eddie. Herman Cain is so black, he makes the other Repubican candidates look white. Rick Perry's neck is so red, it makes China look capitalist. Ron Paul is so curmudgeonly, he makes Rush Limbaugh look hip. Newt Gingrich is so unfaithful, he makes Tiger Woods look like a Pussy Woods.
Yes, they do. But those single-wides get to be very snug-fitting, kinda like the tube-tops and stretch pants featured in "People of Walmart."
The teabaggers might like politicians around them who are fat. They can see that Obama has a lean and hungry look (which they attribute to Michelle's organic vegetables), they could be afraid that he thinks too much, and are certain that he is dangerous.
Now I need to work out who will be stabbed in the back, and by whom.
From Joyzee and said TP'ers are crazy after they complained he appointed a musln to Joyzee's Supreme Court, which is like a regular state's traffic court.
Mitt Romney is so rich, he makes butter look like margarine. Michele Bachmann is so crazy, she makes Crazy Eddie look like Sane Eddie. Herman Cain is so black, he makes the other Repubican candidates look white. Rick Perry's neck is so red, it makes China look capitalist. Ron Paul is so curmudgeonly, he makes Rush Limbaugh look hip. Newt Gingrich is so unfaithful, he makes Tiger Woods look like a Pussy Woods.
Is that why Off-the-Mark Levin calls him "Christie Kreme?"
Nah... an hour later, he'd just be hungry again.
v v well done.
I guess I'll have to do the same. Except I can do it while looking in the mirror. It's a big mirror, OK?
I'm twice the man you are deelzebub. And what is this "treadmill" you speak of?
Ooh, a multinational coalition of the delicious! The signature injury of this conflict will be fat-rash.
Yes, they do. But those single-wides get to be very snug-fitting, kinda like the tube-tops and stretch pants featured in "People of Walmart."
Just beware of the Roadside Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity
He was so fat that all the other fat governors orbited him.
a fat pre-adolescent girl.
[blush]
The teabaggers might like politicians around them who are fat. They can see that Obama has a lean and hungry look (which they attribute to Michelle's organic vegetables), they could be afraid that he thinks too much, and are certain that he is dangerous.
Now I need to work out who will be stabbed in the back, and by whom.
He's Adipose Rex, dude.
I want to know Governor Christie's positions on: 1. Small government 2. Pork-barrel politics 3. Free government cheese