Is Obama's Attorney General Secret Space Pirate?

The new Attorney General for President Hopesalot is Eric Holder, who was the deputy AG back when Bill Clinton was doing whatever slimy stuff, etc., this is what you get, but wait! Doesn't this character lookexactly likea convicted space monster from the early 1980s?Newsweekreporter Michael Isikoff suggests Holder is actually a smuggler who ran spice out of Bill Clinton's Mena Airport in Arkansas.